Be careful what you wish for (forum game)

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  1. Dorimori
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    Here's a forum game from a site I used to go on (RIP)

    (credit to Numin for making this game)
    Rules:
    No racism/sexism
    No awful outdated memes.

    Description:
    'Be careful what you wish for' is a game where someone will state a wish, and the next poster [Forum member] makes the wish less than desirable. [Then after you destroy their greatest desires, put up your wish.] And so on..

    Example:
    I wish I could fly.
    (next poster) Wish granted.. but you can only fly for 30 seconds every other Tuesday.

    -Next poster's wish here-
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    I wish I had the ability to draw well.
     
  2. VinsCool

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    Granted, but you could only draw weeb trash.

    I wish I could always be drunk.
     
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  3. Dorimori
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    Wish granted. You die of alcohol poisoning a 2 days in.

    I wish I could eat and not get fat :(
     
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    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somewhere you can never find.
    wish granted but it will count as if you didn't eat at all and you die of starvation.

    I wish I was rich.
     
  5. vayanui8

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    you are rich, but all of your money is in pennies and you are crushed bu the sheer weight

    I wish that a black women would make me a fried chicken sandwich and then hump a doge. Many dank such meme
     
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    *ahem*

    I wish I could actually find a Pikachu on pokemon go.
     
  7. Tomato Hentai

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    You find it, but it's in someone's backyard, and when you go to their front door to ask them if you can go into their backyard, they slam the door in your face and go and catch it themselves.

    I wish I were male.
     
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    Granted, but you have Alopecia and can't grow hair.

    I wish I was Iron Man(Tony Stark)
     
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  9. keven3477

    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somewhere you can never find.
    granted, you get the shrapnel poisoning he has but not his money or suit.

    I wish I was smarter than the average person.
     
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  10. TrashyClassy

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    Granted, but you will be hated by everyone.

    I wish I could get a Wii U.
     
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  11. Dorimori
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    Granted, however no games or homebrew will run.
    I wish I had another dog.
     
  12. CitizenSnips

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    Wish granted, but the dog will never stop barking as loud as it can for all eternity.

    I wish my body wouldn't require sleep
     
  13. Dorimori
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    Granted. The hallucinations from sleep deprivation should kick in soon. (You don't require it, but you still retain the effects of not sleeping)
     
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    Corrupt a wish...
    There should be a big thread for this.
     
  15. FrozenIndignation

    FrozenIndignation Tyrant R. of ye olde Prinny Squad

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    Seriel Worshipper of Skiddos

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    Granted, but instead of continuing the topic a new one was created. And it's this one here :o

    I wish... for more wishes!
     
  17. FrozenIndignation

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    Granted, but they're all corrupted

    I wish to play with people's expectations and omlets
     
  18. keven3477

    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somewhere you can never find.
    Granted but their expectations were low and the omelets bad.

    I wish I was funny.
     
  19. vayanui8

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    You become the world's funniest person. However, everyone becomes jealous and you are eventually murdered in your sleep.

    I wish that I had gigabit internet
     
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  20. CeeDee

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    Granted, but everything 404's

    I wish for infinite uncorruptable wishes.