Bad police

[Noctosphere]

Make joke here about what a bad police in gta would do or not do to you
Here are few example

Prof ''Police, there's a shooter in our school''
Police ''how many shooter?''
Prof ''One i think''
Police ''How many death so far?''
Prof ''four'
Police ''Im sorry sir, but according to our law, when there's only one shooter and less than 10 death, it's a school security's matter, not police's. Have a nice day'' *hang*

 

[BigOnYa]

Police go through a Drive thru, and recieve a note along with they're food that says "Two armed men inside!"
As they drive off, one cop says to other, "Of course they're two armed men, how else could they make our burritos."