Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

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(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "the huddlesfield express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the big bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly. images of the actual big bang toast are copywrighted by don chapman so we can only show this image which is a us govt public domain picture

Ever since news of the discovery made national headlines, local hoteliers have been overwhelmed by an influx of atheists from all over the country who have flocked to Huddlesfield to catch a glimpse of the scientific relic. "I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding" said one guest at the Huddlesfield arms hotel.

To the surprise of many, the UK national atheist association has asked its members not to pay attention to the story despite its potential to inspire less faith. "Given what the religious believe already, this is an easy sell" said one disgruntled activist who said he was going to huddlesfield anyway noting that "Seeing is not believing".

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My god, I thought this was a joke thread when I clicked it..

it IS a joke thread
I am absolutely offended that you believe someone would lie about something as serious as the Big Bang. This is the lifestyle that I have chosen to lead and I will have no one telling me that it is wrong. I know that it is right because I believe that it is right and I read a book telling me that it is right. I will see you in court.
 

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My god, I thought this was a joke thread when I clicked it..

it IS a joke thread
I am absolutely offended that you believe someone would lie about something as serious as the Big Bang. This is the lifestyle that I have chosen to lead and I will have no one telling me that it is wrong. I know that it is right because I believe that it is right and I read a book telling me that it is right. I will see you in court.

ROFL

This thread belongs in the Testing Area.
 

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My god, I thought this was a joke thread when I clicked it..

it IS a joke thread
I am absolutely offended that you believe someone would lie about something as serious as the God. This is the lifestyle that I have chosen to lead and I will have no one telling me that it is wrong. I know that it is right because I believe that it is right and I read a book telling me that it is right. I will see you in court.
 
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