Meteor7

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How do you know Milla from Tales of Xillia is a good kisser? She Maxwell. Apr 3, 2019

Guess where this thumb goes., Male, from a fit of spasms and accidental black magic

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    1. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      How do you know Milla from Tales of Xillia is a good kisser? She Maxwell.
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      3. Issac
        Issac
        oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
        Apr 3, 2019
      4. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        ^_^
        Apr 3, 2019
        Issac likes this.
      5. Memoir
        Memoir
        Boooooo
        Apr 3, 2019
        Chary, Meteor7 and Temptress Cerise like this.
    2. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
      1. WeedZ, smileyhead, Mazamin and 3 others like this.
      2. smileyhead
        smileyhead
        You WHAT?!
        Apr 2, 2019
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    3. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      Being a rabbit breeder can't be easy. I hear it's a hare-raising experience.
      1. kikongokiller
        kikongokiller
        Are you proud of this?
        Mar 23, 2019
        ThoD likes this.
      2. Lilith Valentine
      3. Depravo
        Depravo
        I used to circumcise elephants for a living. The pay was lousy but the tips were huge.
        Mar 23, 2019
        Meteor7 and kikongokiller like this.
    4. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      You'll never truly understand Mexican culture until you've guaced a mile in their shoes.
      1. Chary likes this.
      2. LittleFlame
        LittleFlame
        open toed slippers*
        Feb 15, 2019
    5. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      Broken pencils are pointless.
      1. x65943, ry755, smileyhead and 3 others like this.
    6. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      I didn't see a stream on sunday o_o
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Sorry mate, was feeling a touch unwell at the time, so had to pass.
        Dec 11, 2018
      3. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        I hope you feel better, don't forget to get flu shots, eat soup and drink orange juice... or tea.
        Dec 11, 2018
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    7. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Will you be buying a nintendo online sub to continue weekly sunday Mario kart 8 games?
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Indeed, despite not thinking highly of what the program offers.
        Sep 16, 2018
        Seriel likes this.
      2. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        Well I know it doesn't sound good but you are handling it a bit better than most people. So mature.
        Sep 16, 2018
    8. Taffy
      Taffy
      About Mario Kart...

      I have a habit of perpetually fucking up :D

      That was great

      Except when I kept selecting wrong courses, disconnecting randomly, and having controllers die at the worst possible moment
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Hey, you and me both, matey, but I'm sure you've seen that much already. ^_^; Don't worry about picking the wrong courses, though, that was genuinely funny to watch things break so much. As for the connection issues, I guess we can only hope things get more stable in the future, eh?
        Sep 9, 2018
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      3. Taffy
        Taffy
        A montage of moments I had:

        "...Oops. Maybe if I disconnect it'll ignore my chouce and won't mess up.... FUCK I MESSED IT UP!"

        "....FUCK I MESSED IT UP AGAIN!"

        "WHY DOES IT KEEP PICKING MINE WHEN I MESS UP"

        "FUCK IT DISCONNECTED"


        My favorite was during Baby Park for the first time:

        "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


        Summary of the stream:

        "Welcome to GBATemp's Weekly Hell On Wheels Special - Marathon Edition!"
        Sep 9, 2018
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    9. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      I love you and your butt
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Is this an attempt to have me make amends with my butt? You tell him I'm not talking to him until he sobers up and quits it with the crack. He's also quite a bit behind on his rent. I swear I didn't rear him to be such an ass, he's just naturally cheeky, as whenever I try to hold a conversation with him he just ends up shooting the breeze. What a gasbag.
        Aug 18, 2018
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      3. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I can't... I didn't... I...
        Aug 18, 2018
        Ricken and Chary like this.
    10. Mnecraft368
      Mnecraft368
      No MK8 DX stream yesterday D:
      Was there a reason, or did I just miss it?
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Apologies, but yesterday just wasn't a good day for me to stream. I was actually considering changing up the weekly formula in some way to try and freshen things a bit, so I was thinking about making the Mario Kart streams more sparse.
        Aug 6, 2018
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      3. Mnecraft368
        Mnecraft368
        I see that the stream is on later today.
        The prince is ready to vote excitebike ;)
        Aug 12, 2018
    11. Chary
      Chary
      Should I be insulted you weren't following me, or ashamed I wasn't following you? :p
      1. Meteor7 and Temptress Cerise like this.
      2. Temptress Cerise
        Temptress Cerise
        Why not both?
        Jul 31, 2018
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      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I am most certainly a miscreant of the highest order, so yes, both shall do. ;P
        Jul 31, 2018
    12. SirNapkin1334
      SirNapkin1334
      How have I gone this far not following you???
    13. LunaWofl
      LunaWofl
      Where get ol'russian fat? Is of needing of know. Many secret, many keep.
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Comrade, you must kick this habit of yours. I am not made of old russian fat, you know.
        ...alright, maybe I am, but you must still overcome your addictions, blyat!
        Jul 11, 2018
      2. LunaWofl
        LunaWofl
        But comrade, is are of great world savior in old russian fat. You make a delicious blin blyat, make many flavours, then squat day away watching build up of more old russian fat.
        So for mother russia comrade, give of russian fat secret.
        Jul 11, 2018
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    14. Chary
      Chary
      we need to stage an intervention for luna
      1. Meteor7 likes this.
      2. LunaWofl
        LunaWofl
        Or a funeral? I'd like a funeral... it would fun... eral... just let me die already ;w; please...
        Jul 11, 2018
        BORTZ likes this.
      3. Chary
        Chary
        never!
        Jul 11, 2018
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    15. SirNapkin1334
      SirNapkin1334
      join my miecraft server PLZZ!!!!!!!!!!!1
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Sure thing! DM me what I need to do on Discord, and I'll be happy to.
        Jun 5, 2018
      3. SirNapkin1334
        SirNapkin1334
        lol, that was supposed to be sarcastic, but I actually will be setting it up over the weekend. will do.
        Jun 5, 2018
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    16. Chary
      Chary
      How's your diamond space castle doing these days?
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Hurled it at a waiter who sassed me once in a Cracker Barrel. I ordered my steak rare, but the elderly man one table over got one exactly like mine! Then the waiter had the nerve to tell me I ordered incorrectly or some such, so I did the only thing I could and pelted him with my house. I'm currently in the process of buying/using dark arts to summon another one.
        May 5, 2018
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    17. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Were you planning on playing Hyrule warriors Definitive edition on switch for twitch next month? Just curious to watch if you was.
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Yeah, why not. I was already planning to pick it up the day it releases, so yep, I'll stream it.
        Apr 28, 2018
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      2. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        Have you considered dragon quest heroes also?
        Apr 28, 2018
      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I have, but not for Switch. At least at the beginning of its Japanese launch, there were severe performance issues that made it not worthwhile to play for me. If I do ever end up playing those games, it'll undoubtedly be for the PC, but I don't have an especially strong impetus to play them regardless.
        Apr 28, 2018
    18. DarthDub
      DarthDub
      How to budget with PC parts with all these high prices? Should I go for prebuilt?
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I haven't the foggiest. ^_^; I'm in the market for a new GPU myself, but until this bullhockey bitmining craze burns itself out, I'm waiting and watching. Personally, I'd rather wait for the flexibility of a custom-build, but I suppose it's all up to you and what you want from your machine.
        Apr 6, 2018
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    19. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Next time I wanna see 4 players and 50 turns in mario party Lol
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Ha! So you want to see 4 people destroy each other, then? ;o;
        Mar 3, 2018
      3. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        I want to see 4 people survive 50 turns and still have friendship intact. True test of friendship. Or you can try one of those... counseling board games, therapist make people play, or maybe some hollywood magazine test. Lol
        Mar 3, 2018
    20. LittleFlame
      LittleFlame
      your stream was cool!
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    a fit of spasms and accidental black magic
    Occupation:
    Occupied, like a bathroom.
    Country:
    United States
    3 years before the existance of time, Meteor7 was born at the wise old age of 60. He then proceeded to age backwards, Benjamin Button-style, before reaching the penultimate form you see today. The mere mention of his name causes Gods to crumble and mountains to weep... wait, that's the other way around. Historically, he's the very first human being to ever be described as "pretty fly for a white guy", as well as the one true slim shady.

    In galactic year 5, at the tender young age of 40, he entered into politics where he was unanimously and simultaneously elected both the almighty president of reality and world's most violent dancer. His many inspirational quotes include "I have a dream...", "I think I stepped in something weird back there.", "I'm the best America and so can you!", and "'Aisle' is a bloody weird-looking word. I mean, it's not just me, right? A-i-s-l-e... that word's got so much more goin' on in it than there needs to be. Can you imagine the amount of snickering in the room with the comittee who created it? What a buncha goofballs. It's like, go home, English language, you're drunk."

    Currently, he resides in his spacious, yet humble, 40-story diamond space castle, which is made of diamonds and is also in space, where he makes a hobby of FORGING NEW REALITIES FROM THE FABRICS OF MORTAL DREAMS when he isn't just generally loafing around.

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    No I mean inaniloquent, you paraphiliac. You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok?
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