Meteor7

Meteor7

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I asked my Uber to drive me to "The Wolf Preserve." He took me to a taxidermist. Jun 27, 2019

Guess where this thumb goes., Male, from a fit of spasms and accidental black magic

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    1. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      I asked my Uber to drive me to "The Wolf Preserve." He took me to a taxidermist.
      1. smileyhead, ThoD and VinsCool like this.
      2. VinsCool
        VinsCool
        Be glad it wasn't a taxiderpist.
        Jun 27, 2019
        smileyhead and Meteor7 like this.
    2. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      1. Daisy, CallmeBerto and Liv2MsTrb8T like this.
      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I mean, it's implied that the soul of Ganon had separated from the body of Ganondorf, right? BotW2 is basically the Kingdom Hearts 2 to BotW's KH1. o3o
        Jun 14, 2019
        CallmeBerto likes this.
      3. CallmeBerto
        CallmeBerto
        Just shut up and take my money, Nintendo.
        Jun 14, 2019
      4. The Real Jdbye
        The Real Jdbye
        If it is Ganon. Some people are saying it's that dude from TP.
        Jun 14, 2019
    3. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      Repede for Smash DLC please. He'd basically be a blue, anime duck-hunt with a knife and a pipe. Try and tell me that wouldn't be beautiful.
      1. AlexMCS
        AlexMCS
        Considering Zacian now exists, that'd be a tough one.
        Jun 11, 2019
      2. Silent_Gunner
        Silent_Gunner
        I'd love to see a Power Stone character. That game was basically full 3D-directional Smash Bros. back in the day. If only Capcom could maybe resuscitate the games on the Switch...
        Jun 11, 2019
      3. The Real Jdbye
        The Real Jdbye
        Sure, Repede's pretty badass.
        Jun 11, 2019
    4. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      Did you want to watch Bethesda's conference? Did you want company? Come on down to uncle GBAtemp's twitch channel and hang out with us.
      1. brickmii82, CallmeBerto and Costello like this.
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      3. CallmeBerto
        Jun 10, 2019
        LunaWofl and Meteor7 like this.
      4. LunaWofl
        LunaWofl
        And Piotyr from the point out all the ascii pron series
        Jun 10, 2019
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      5. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Ah, yes. Well, were it not for Pio, we might not have been aware of every. Single. Penis. that came on screen during those streams. God bless his service.
        Jun 10, 2019
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    5. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      We'll be covering Microsoft's E3 conference live on Twitch. Come yell at us yelling at it, if you like. Or don't. I ain't your dad.
      1. brickmii82, Issac and CallmeBerto like this.
      2. CallmeBerto
        CallmeBerto
        With I as a special guest!!
        Jun 9, 2019
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    6. Chary
      Chary
      Input lag. >:3
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Input lag doesn't exist, Chary. It's a figment, doncha know. Just ask these qualified individuals.
        "The switch doesn't have input lag. At least, mine doesn't. Neither do modern consoles. This I'm sure of."
        Also "the human eye can only see 30fps" BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THEREAWAYS, AM I RIGHT
        weh =3=;
        May 25, 2019
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    7. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Time for a sunday stream, and since it's easter, get ready for EGGstravagant Puns! Lol
    8. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      How do you know Milla from Tales of Xillia is a good kisser? She Maxwell.
      1. CallmeBerto, NoNAND and kikongokiller like this.
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      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        ^_^
        Apr 3, 2019
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      4. Memoir
        Memoir
        Boooooo
        Apr 3, 2019
        Chary, Meteor7 and Temptress Cerise like this.
      5. CallmeBerto
        CallmeBerto
        gey!!!!!!!!
        May 11, 2019
    9. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
      1. NoNAND, WeedZ, smileyhead and 4 others like this.
      2. smileyhead
        smileyhead
        You WHAT?!
        Apr 2, 2019
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      3. NoNAND
        NoNAND
        well there's something new you learn everyday here.
        never had I imagined that you would be an electrician of all things. quite shocking indeed.
        May 20, 2019
    10. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      Being a rabbit breeder can't be easy. I hear it's a hare-raising experience.
      1. kikongokiller
        kikongokiller
        Are you proud of this?
        Mar 23, 2019
        ThoD likes this.
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      3. Depravo
        Depravo
        I used to circumcise elephants for a living. The pay was lousy but the tips were huge.
        Mar 23, 2019
        Meteor7 and kikongokiller like this.
    11. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      You'll never truly understand Mexican culture until you've guaced a mile in their shoes.
      1. Chary likes this.
      2. LittleFlame
        LittleFlame
        open toed slippers*
        Feb 15, 2019
    12. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      Broken pencils are pointless.
      1. NoNAND, x65943, ry755 and 4 others like this.
    13. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      I didn't see a stream on sunday o_o
      1. Meteor7 likes this.
      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Sorry mate, was feeling a touch unwell at the time, so had to pass.
        Dec 11, 2018
      3. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        I hope you feel better, don't forget to get flu shots, eat soup and drink orange juice... or tea.
        Dec 11, 2018
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    14. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Will you be buying a nintendo online sub to continue weekly sunday Mario kart 8 games?
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Indeed, despite not thinking highly of what the program offers.
        Sep 16, 2018
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      2. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        Well I know it doesn't sound good but you are handling it a bit better than most people. So mature.
        Sep 16, 2018
    15. Taffy
      Taffy
      About Mario Kart...

      I have a habit of perpetually fucking up :D

      That was great

      Except when I kept selecting wrong courses, disconnecting randomly, and having controllers die at the worst possible moment
      1. Meteor7 likes this.
      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Hey, you and me both, matey, but I'm sure you've seen that much already. ^_^; Don't worry about picking the wrong courses, though, that was genuinely funny to watch things break so much. As for the connection issues, I guess we can only hope things get more stable in the future, eh?
        Sep 9, 2018
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      3. Taffy
        Taffy
        A montage of moments I had:

        "...Oops. Maybe if I disconnect it'll ignore my chouce and won't mess up.... FUCK I MESSED IT UP!"

        "....FUCK I MESSED IT UP AGAIN!"

        "WHY DOES IT KEEP PICKING MINE WHEN I MESS UP"

        "FUCK IT DISCONNECTED"


        My favorite was during Baby Park for the first time:

        "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"


        Summary of the stream:

        "Welcome to GBATemp's Weekly Hell On Wheels Special - Marathon Edition!"
        Sep 9, 2018
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    16. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      I love you and your butt
      1. Meteor7 likes this.
      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Is this an attempt to have me make amends with my butt? You tell him I'm not talking to him until he sobers up and quits it with the crack. He's also quite a bit behind on his rent. I swear I didn't rear him to be such an ass, he's just naturally cheeky, as whenever I try to hold a conversation with him he just ends up shooting the breeze. What a gasbag.
        Aug 18, 2018
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      3. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I can't... I didn't... I...
        Aug 18, 2018
        Ricken and Chary like this.
    17. Mnecraft368
      Mnecraft368
      No MK8 DX stream yesterday D:
      Was there a reason, or did I just miss it?
      1. Meteor7 likes this.
      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Apologies, but yesterday just wasn't a good day for me to stream. I was actually considering changing up the weekly formula in some way to try and freshen things a bit, so I was thinking about making the Mario Kart streams more sparse.
        Aug 6, 2018
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      3. Mnecraft368
        Mnecraft368
        I see that the stream is on later today.
        The prince is ready to vote excitebike ;)
        Aug 12, 2018
    18. Chary
      Chary
      Should I be insulted you weren't following me, or ashamed I wasn't following you? :p
      1. Meteor7 and Temptress Cerise like this.
      2. Temptress Cerise
        Temptress Cerise
        Why not both?
        Jul 31, 2018
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      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I am most certainly a miscreant of the highest order, so yes, both shall do. ;P
        Jul 31, 2018
    19. SirNapkin1334
      SirNapkin1334
      How have I gone this far not following you???
    20. LunaWofl
      LunaWofl
      Where get ol'russian fat? Is of needing of know. Many secret, many keep.
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Comrade, you must kick this habit of yours. I am not made of old russian fat, you know.
        ...alright, maybe I am, but you must still overcome your addictions, blyat!
        Jul 11, 2018
      2. LunaWofl
        LunaWofl
        But comrade, is are of great world savior in old russian fat. You make a delicious blin blyat, make many flavours, then squat day away watching build up of more old russian fat.
        So for mother russia comrade, give of russian fat secret.
        Jul 11, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    a fit of spasms and accidental black magic
    Occupation:
    Occupied, like a bathroom.
    Country:
    United States
    3 years before the existance of time, Meteor7 was born at the wise old age of 60. He then proceeded to age backwards, Benjamin Button-style, before reaching the penultimate form you see today. The mere mention of his name causes Gods to crumble and mountains to weep... wait, that's the other way around. Historically, he's the very first human being to ever be described as "pretty fly for a white guy", as well as the one true slim shady.

    In galactic year 5, at the tender young age of 40, he entered into politics where he was unanimously and simultaneously elected both the almighty president of reality and world's most violent dancer. His many inspirational quotes include "I have a dream...", "I think I stepped in something weird back there.", "I'm the best America and so can you!", and "'Aisle' is a bloody weird-looking word. I mean, it's not just me, right? A-i-s-l-e... that word's got so much more goin' on in it than there needs to be. Can you imagine the amount of snickering in the room with the comittee who created it? What a buncha goofballs. It's like, go home, English language, you're drunk."

    Currently, he resides in his spacious, yet humble, 40-story diamond space castle, which is made of diamonds and is also in space, where he makes a hobby of FORGING NEW REALITIES FROM THE FABRICS OF MORTAL DREAMS when he isn't just generally loafing around.

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    No I mean inaniloquent, you paraphiliac. You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok?
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