Meteor7

Meteor7

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You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok? Oct 15, 2017

Guess where this thumb goes., Male, 26, from New Jersey

Meteor7 was last seen:
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    1. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      I love you and your butt
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Is this an attempt to have me make amends with my butt? You tell him I'm not talking to him until he sobers up and quits it with the crack. He's also quite a bit behind on his rent. I swear I didn't rear him to be such an ass, he's just naturally cheeky, as whenever I try to hold a conversation with him he just ends up shooting the breeze. What a gasbag.
        Aug 18, 2018 at 10:02 PM
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      3. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I can't... I didn't... I...
        Aug 18, 2018 at 10:38 PM
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    2. Mnecraft368
      Mnecraft368
      No MK8 DX stream yesterday D:
      Was there a reason, or did I just miss it?
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Apologies, but yesterday just wasn't a good day for me to stream. I was actually considering changing up the weekly formula in some way to try and freshen things a bit, so I was thinking about making the Mario Kart streams more sparse.
        Aug 6, 2018
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      3. Mnecraft368
        Mnecraft368
        I see that the stream is on later today.
        The prince is ready to vote excitebike ;)
        Aug 12, 2018
    3. Chary
      Chary
      Should I be insulted you weren't following me, or ashamed I wasn't following you? :p
      1. Meteor7 and Temptress Cerise like this.
      2. Temptress Cerise
        Temptress Cerise
        Why not both?
        Jul 31, 2018
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      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I am most certainly a miscreant of the highest order, so yes, both shall do. ;P
        Jul 31, 2018
    4. SirNapkin1334
      SirNapkin1334
      How have I gone this far not following you???
    5. FrozenIndignation
      FrozenIndignation
      Where get ol'russian fat? Is of needing of know. Many secret, many keep.
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Comrade, you must kick this habit of yours. I am not made of old russian fat, you know.
        ...alright, maybe I am, but you must still overcome your addictions, blyat!
        Jul 11, 2018
      2. FrozenIndignation
        FrozenIndignation
        But comrade, is are of great world savior in old russian fat. You make a delicious blin blyat, make many flavours, then squat day away watching build up of more old russian fat.
        So for mother russia comrade, give of russian fat secret.
        Jul 11, 2018
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    6. Chary
      Chary
      we need to stage an intervention for luna
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      2. FrozenIndignation
        FrozenIndignation
        Or a funeral? I'd like a funeral... it would fun... eral... just let me die already ;w; please...
        Jul 11, 2018
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      3. Chary
        Chary
        never!
        Jul 11, 2018
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    7. SirNapkin1334
      SirNapkin1334
      join my miecraft server PLZZ!!!!!!!!!!!1
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Sure thing! DM me what I need to do on Discord, and I'll be happy to.
        Jun 5, 2018
      3. SirNapkin1334
        SirNapkin1334
        lol, that was supposed to be sarcastic, but I actually will be setting it up over the weekend. will do.
        Jun 5, 2018
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    8. Chary
      Chary
      How's your diamond space castle doing these days?
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Hurled it at a waiter who sassed me once in a Cracker Barrel. I ordered my steak rare, but the elderly man one table over got one exactly like mine! Then the waiter had the nerve to tell me I ordered incorrectly or some such, so I did the only thing I could and pelted him with my house. I'm currently in the process of buying/using dark arts to summon another one.
        May 5, 2018
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    9. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Were you planning on playing Hyrule warriors Definitive edition on switch for twitch next month? Just curious to watch if you was.
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Yeah, why not. I was already planning to pick it up the day it releases, so yep, I'll stream it.
        Apr 28, 2018
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      2. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        Have you considered dragon quest heroes also?
        Apr 28, 2018
      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I have, but not for Switch. At least at the beginning of its Japanese launch, there were severe performance issues that made it not worthwhile to play for me. If I do ever end up playing those games, it'll undoubtedly be for the PC, but I don't have an especially strong impetus to play them regardless.
        Apr 28, 2018
    10. DarthDub
      DarthDub
      How to budget with PC parts with all these high prices? Should I go for prebuilt?
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I haven't the foggiest. ^_^; I'm in the market for a new GPU myself, but until this bullhockey bitmining craze burns itself out, I'm waiting and watching. Personally, I'd rather wait for the flexibility of a custom-build, but I suppose it's all up to you and what you want from your machine.
        Apr 6, 2018
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    11. Sonic Angel Knight
      Sonic Angel Knight
      Next time I wanna see 4 players and 50 turns in mario party Lol
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Ha! So you want to see 4 people destroy each other, then? ;o;
        Mar 3, 2018
      3. Sonic Angel Knight
        Sonic Angel Knight
        I want to see 4 people survive 50 turns and still have friendship intact. True test of friendship. Or you can try one of those... counseling board games, therapist make people play, or maybe some hollywood magazine test. Lol
        Mar 3, 2018
    12. LittleFlame
      LittleFlame
      your stream was cool!
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    13. Dr.Hacknik
      Dr.Hacknik
      I see you're a man of castles. But I prefer my under water Laboratory in space. But yours is cool too.
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    14. WeedZ
      WeedZ
      I bought rouge legacy because of your stream. Been enjoying it quite a bit. Thanks for streaming it
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      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I'm glad! I enjoy Rogue Legacy quite a lot as well, and I'd say the more people that try it the better. :)
        Jan 20, 2018
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    16. VinsCool
      VinsCool
      Just read your information tab. You got me giggle, thanks for the refreshing read!
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      3. VinsCool
        VinsCool
        WAIT HOW COME WASN'T I FOLLOWING YOU ALREADY? LEMME FIX THAT
        Jan 18, 2018
      4. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I totally didn't forget to follow you either. Nope, I was way on top of that. Just ignore that follow notification. ^_^;
        Jan 18, 2018
      5. HaloEliteLegend
        HaloEliteLegend
        Oh yeah, we all have info pages
        Jan 18, 2018
    17. SirNapkin1334
      SirNapkin1334
      Hey, Meteor, where [I]does[/I] that thumb go?
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        I'll... tell you when you're older. ^_^;
        Jan 1, 2018
      2. SirNapkin1334
        SirNapkin1334
        Eh, if I hadn't posted that pic, you would have told me =/ lol
        Jan 1, 2018
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    18. Spectral Blizzard
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Well, heyo back. *wave*
        Dec 24, 2017
      2. Spectral Blizzard
        Spectral Blizzard
        *wave intensifies*
        Dec 24, 2017
      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        *wave grows to a full-blown tsunami*
        What have you done...
        Dec 24, 2017
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    19. Sathya
      Sathya
      now you are contributor? maybe.....
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Indeed I am, though fairly new.
        Nov 30, 2017
    20. HaloEliteLegend
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 26, 1992 (Age: 26)
    Location:
    New Jersey
    Occupation:
    Occupied, like a bathroom.
    Country:
    United States
    3 years before the existance of time, Meteor7 was born at the wise old age of 60. He then proceeded to age backwards, Benjamin Button-style, before reaching the penultimate form you see today. The mere mention of his name causes Gods to crumble and mountains to weep... wait, that's the other way around. Historically, he's the very first human being to ever be described as "pretty fly for a white guy", as well as the one true slim shady.

    In galactic year 5, at the tender young age of 40, he entered into politics where he was unanimously and simultaneously elected both the almighty president of reality and world's most violent dancer. His many inspirational quotes include "I have a dream...", "I think I stepped in something weird back there.", "I'm the best America and so can you!", and "'Aisle' is a bloody weird-looking word. I mean, it's not just me, right? A-i-s-l-e... that word's got so much more goin' on in it than there needs to be. Can you imagine the amount of snickering in the room with the comittee who created it? What a buncha goofballs. It's like, go home, English language, you're drunk."

    Currently, he resides in his spacious, yet humble, 40-story diamond space castle, which is made of diamonds and is also in space, where he makes a hobby of FORGING NEW REALITIES FROM THE FABRICS OF MORTAL DREAMS when he isn't just generally loafing around.

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    No I mean inaniloquent, you paraphiliac. You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok?
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