Meteor7

Meteor7

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You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok? Oct 15, 2017

Guess where this thumb goes., Male, 25, from New Jersey

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    1. Meteor7
      Meteor7
      You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok?
      1. VinsCool likes this.
    2. hobbledehoy899
      hobbledehoy899
      I'm afraid there just aren't enough cryptographers in the world to decode what it was I asked you.
      1. Meteor7 likes this.
    3. SANIC
      SANIC
      Hello class, this is my dog.
      He is a nice dog.
      I like to smoosh his face.
      Sometimes I kiss his butt when he's not looking. Why not? Like he's going to HR about it, pfft
      1. VinsCool likes this.
    4. NicoAICP
      NicoAICP
      I'm totally not quoting what you say on stream
    5. DeoNaught
      DeoNaught
      I heard you missed me, is this true?
      1. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        *blush* That's... you can't prove anything!!! Baka.
        Aug 31, 2017
        DeoNaught likes this.
    6. DeoNaught
      DeoNaught
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      2. DeoNaught
        DeoNaught
        You can do that!?
        Aug 18, 2017
      3. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Yup yup. It involves sharing the entirety of your login info with another person, however, so it's really only viable between people you implicitly trust.
        Aug 18, 2017
      4. DeoNaught
        DeoNaught
        Huh, Okay, I sent friend request.
        Aug 18, 2017
    7. DeoNaught
      DeoNaught
      that was over easy........
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      2. DeoNaught
        DeoNaught
        well atleast im frying my best
        Aug 17, 2017
      3. DeoNaught
        DeoNaught
        also, that was my first eggspirience with such a stream ;) good night
        Aug 17, 2017
      4. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        G'night, mate. Glad you could join us.
        Aug 17, 2017
    8. Dionicio3
      Dionicio3
      I just happen to look at the members page and see its your birthday, congrats
      1. Alkéryn likes this.
      2. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Hey, thanks mate.
        May 27, 2017
        Alkéryn likes this.
      3. Alkéryn
        Alkéryn
        Huh i missed your birthday, sorry, you are a super cool dude btw :P
        (i know you from my first blog post)
        Jun 29, 2017
        Meteor7 likes this.
      4. Meteor7
        Meteor7
        Aw dude, thanks. :D
        Jun 29, 2017
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    9. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N
      B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      1. Alkéryn likes this.
    10. Ricken
      Ricken
      On a joystick?
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    May 26, 1992 (Age: 25)
    Location:
    New Jersey
    Occupation:
    Occupied, like a bathroom.
    Country:
    United States
    3 years before the existance of time, Meteor7 was born at the wise old age of 60. He then proceeded to age backwards, Benjamin Button-style, before reaching the penultimate form you see today. The mere mention of his name causes Gods to crumble and mountains to weep... wait, that's the other way around. Historically, he's the very first human being to ever be described as "pretty fly for a white guy", as well as the one true slim shady.

    In galactic year 5, at the tender young age of 40, he entered into politics where he was unanimously and simultaneously elected both the almighty president of reality and world's most violent dancer. His many inspirational quotes include "I have a dream...", "I think I stepped in something weird back there.", "I'm the best America and so can you!", and "'Aisle' is a bloody weird-looking word. I mean, it's not just me, right? A-i-s-l-e... that word's got so much more goin' on in it than there needs to be. Can you imagine the amount of snickering in the room with the comittee who created it? What a buncha goofballs. It's like, go home, English language, you're drunk."

    Currently, he resides in his spacious, yet humble, 40-story diamond space castle, which is made of diamonds and is also in space, where he makes a hobby of FORGING NEW REALITIES FROM THE FABRICS OF MORTAL DREAMS when he isn't just generally loafing around.

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    No I mean inaniloquent, you paraphiliac. You're no Lothario, and your transpicuously mephitic, priapic, microphallus will see no intromission this or any gloaming, do you grok?
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