Slap your child for wanting to play that PoS. Then slap yourself for owning a mac (I'm going somewhere with this, wait for it ). Then slap yourself again for thinking there is a plausable way to use client side software to edit a protected database short of using raw (see: command prompt) hacking applications that would require exceptional knowledge of themselves in order to do a thing of such large scale proportions (and besides, most of them are PC only, due to the behind-closed-doors development of said tools, severely reducing the chance of a port from linux and/or windows) .

PS, what you are trying to do is outright stealing. Bandwidth, although cheap, still costs the company money (just like how 1 candybar won't have a significant impact on your local 7/11 )

 

then turn again and slap mtrhnite for being 40 and still believing in fairyland