Rumor AlanJohn doesn't actually live in Ukraine.

[Deleted member 506316]

Think about it. Do we have any proof? His accent is American as hell.

 

[AmandaRose]

Hmm something indeed seems rather fishy about @AlanJohn

Like how he has the Ukrainian Flag but claims to be from Canada and also New Jersey which as we all know is in America.

 

[p1ngpong]

The only place @AlanJohn definitely lives is in my heart <3

 

[Localhorst86]

it's called "the Ukraine". Checkmate.

 

[Veho]

Preposterous Next thing you'll claim p1ngpong isn't really from Croatia Conspiracy nuts, the lot of you Where is the trust?

 

[AmandaRose]

Preposterous Next thing you'll claim p1ngpong isn't really from Croatia Conspiracy nuts, the lot of you Where is the trust?

Song time lets sing London Boy

We can go drivin' in, on my scooter
Uh, you know, just riding in London
Alright
I love my hometown as much as Motown, I love SoCal
And you know I love Springsteen, faded blue jeans, Tennessee whiskey
But something happened, I heard him laughing
I saw the dimples first and then I heard the accent
They say home is where the heart is
But that's not where mine lives
You know I love a London boy
I enjoy walking Camden Market in the afternoon
He likes my American smile
Like a child when our eyes meet, darling, I fancy you
Took me back to Highgate, met all of his best mates
So I guess all the rumors are true
You know I love a London boy
Boy, I fancy you (ooh)
And now I love high tea, stories from uni, and the West End
You can find me in the pub, we are watching rugby with his school friends
Show me a gray sky, a rainy cab ride
Babe, don't threaten me with a good time
They say home is where the heart is
But God, I love the English
You know I love a London boy
I enjoy nights in Brixton, Shoreditch in the afternoon
He likes my American smile
Like a child when our eyes meet, darling, I fancy you
Took me back to Highgate, met all of his best mates
So I guess all the rumors are true
You know I love a London boy
Boy, I fancy you
So please show me Hackney
Doesn't have to be Louis V up on Bond Street
Just wanna be with you
Wanna be with you
Stick with me, I'm your queen
Like a Tennessee Stella McCartney on the Heath
Just wanna be with you (wanna be with you)
Wanna be with you (oh)
You know I love a London boy
I enjoy walking SoHo, drinking in the afternoon (yeah)
He likes my American smile
Like a child when our eyes meet, darling, I fancy you (you)
Took me back to Highgate, met all of his best mates
So I guess all the rumors are true (yeah)
You know I love a London boy (oh)
Boy (oh), I fancy you (I fancy you, ooh)
So please show me Hackney
Doesn't have to be Louis V up on Bond Street
Just wanna be with you
I, I, I fancy you, oh
Stick with me, I'm your queen
Like a Tennessee Stella McCartney on the Heath
Just wanna be with you (ooh)
Wanna be with you
I fancy you (yeah), fancy you
Oh, ah

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Preposterous Next thing you'll claim p1ngpong isn't really from Croatia Conspiracy nuts, the lot of you Where is the trust?

But... You aren't

 

[slaphappygamer]

The @AlanJohn isnt even 23. He is really 33. The whole profile is a deep fake......real deeep.

 

[FAST6191]

That is a bold take claiming Ukraine is just a Russian province.

 

[Vila_]

smh @AlanJohn is probably not even his real name >

 

[AmandaRose]

smh @AlanJohn is probably not even his real name >

Yes nobody would be so dumb as to use their real name on the site.


Looks at own user name

Shiiiiiiit ignore the above

 

[Deleted member 668561]

Ти будеш третім?

If he is actually Ukrainian he will know what that is asking

 

[Deleted member 506316]

smh @AlanJohn is probably not even his real name >

Unfortunately Alan John is his real name.
Anal John is simply a pseudonym.

 

[Deleted member 668561]

Анабxaaлык ис криим!

 

[BlazeMasterBM]

at least he's not Turkish like @Flame

 

[RichardTheKing]

Yes nobody would be so dumb as to use their real name on the site.


Looks at own user name

Shiiiiiiit ignore the above

My name's Richard, though.
I'm not royalty, mind. Just Richard.

 

[Deleted member 668561]

My name's Richard, though.
I'm not royalty, mind. Just Richard.

DickTheKing

 

[Veho]

But... You aren't

This isn't about me

 

[Ericzander]

He DID live in Ukraine but now he lives in the basement of the Texas based Tempcast studio with @relauby and myself.

 

[relauby]

So me and AlanJohn may or may not have been recording an EoFcast yesterday and after we finished recording he was still streaming his screen, and he Googled something and some of his recent searches were "Ukrainian phrases" and "Common Ukrainian words." So there's some legit evidence to support this theory