Cow see green meadow.
Cow give more milk.
Glorious future of VR.
For you too. Preorder now.
src: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/11/26/russian-cows-virtual-reality-headsets-a68316
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If you are a cow - you get VR for free
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Cow see green meadow.
Cow give more milk.
Glorious future of VR.
For you too. Preorder now.
src: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/11/26/russian-cows-virtual-reality-headsets-a68316
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You will experience "reduced anxiety and improved overall emotional mood" (at least if you are part of a herd). Government experts say to russian newspaper.
I've fucking heard it all now 
Nothing can possibly top this.
I wonder if they would give me one if I found a sufficiently realistic looking cow costume and hid inbetween the other cows Do realistic cow costumes even exist?
Damn crazy Russians. Only they could come up with something like this.
Nothing can possibly top this.
I wonder if they would give me one if I found a sufficiently realistic looking cow costume and hid inbetween the other cows
Do realistic cow costumes even exist?Damn crazy Russians. Only they could come up with something like this.
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Well it would be cruel and inhumane to deprive cows of the opportunity to play Half-Life: Alyx.
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OBVIOUS horseshit. OH no my fault, I forgot about the VR headsets that were specifically designed to comfortably fit a cow's face. And match a cow's eyes, so they can comfortably see, via IPD adjustments etc etc. And have it attached with a custom cow-shaped headpiece that can stay on a COW comfortably (cows never shake their heads, or move, or anything, right?) I'm sure such a thing is entirely feasible. I'm sure this REALLY happened. YEAH RIGHT.
So... Wouldn't it be cheaper to just let them experience an actual real life field?
Story says - not in winter.
In winter cows are held in stables.
(Potential analogies to gamer lifestyles? )
Real story is this. So VR is emotional manipulation of feelings, already - on a businessmodel level.
To reduce living/upkeep costs. Relative to productivity.
Bright future.
edit: Also great solution for the (still unsolved) movement disconnect issue in VR. Just chain users.
In winter cows are held in stables.
(Potential analogies to gamer lifestyles?
)Real story is this. So VR is emotional manipulation of feelings, already - on a businessmodel level.
To reduce living/upkeep costs. Relative to productivity.
Bright future.
edit: Also great solution for the (still unsolved) movement disconnect issue in VR. Just chain users.
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McAfee thinks, that you are so on trend, you wouldnt even believe...
https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/More-from-Less/Andrew-McAfee/9781982103576
(Now we are getting meta. Oh wait. We already were.. )
Also, dont forget, that VR gets cheaper. Currently its the new cool expensive tool. But for cow business model to work - VR has to become cheap. Which it will.
Thats the disconnect between "its only dumb cow", and "but it gets cool expensive gear for free" - thats the main draw of the title of this topic.
These are early planing stages. Price will scale down over time.
edit: Also - if this is russian anti western propaganda in the style of Vladislav Surkov - chapeau. Because, that cow image - will stick in my mind for years.
edit2: *Insert "In soviet russia, only cows get VR." joke here*
https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/More-from-Less/Andrew-McAfee/9781982103576
(Now we are getting meta. Oh wait. We already were..
)Also, dont forget, that VR gets cheaper. Currently its the new cool expensive tool. But for cow business model to work - VR has to become cheap. Which it will.
Thats the disconnect between "its only dumb cow", and "but it gets cool expensive gear for free" - thats the main draw of the title of this topic.
These are early planing stages. Price will scale down over time.
edit: Also - if this is russian anti western propaganda in the style of Vladislav Surkov - chapeau. Because, that cow image - will stick in my mind for years.
edit2: *Insert "In soviet russia, only cows get VR." joke here*
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