Best pickup lines you ever heard
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lol, why don't you list some of your favorites? Always fun to see which ones the females themselves preferjalaneme said:
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lol i wasn't actually stating mine as a good example, more as a funny one. Personally I think "Hi I'm [name], do you fancy a drink?" works just fine.
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at a party we were playing a drinking game with cards, and my mate said a pick up line, and this is how the conversation followed.
she said, "do you have a three"
he said, "no but do you have your V's"
she said, "yeah, do ya want them"
and then they walked off and yeah.
it was so funny, we all just looked at him and her in utter surprise, and then laughed for the next hour or so. it was just so funny.
don't mean to hi-jack this thread, but has anyone else used a weird pick-up line and scored? if so what was it.
she said, "do you have a three"
he said, "no but do you have your V's"
she said, "yeah, do ya want them"
and then they walked off and yeah.
it was so funny, we all just looked at him and her in utter surprise, and then laughed for the next hour or so. it was just so funny.
don't mean to hi-jack this thread, but has anyone else used a weird pick-up line and scored? if so what was it.
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OSW said:
If the chick doesn't dig you, you better have a good pickup line at least; so either way good pickup line = better chance.
(actually used on a friend of mine)
I'm so far in your head, i'm already making breakfast.
(that fuck she turned him down)
Others:
That dress looks amazingly becoming on you. But if i'd be on you, i'd becoming too.
(better said outloud
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and the to follow the classic "That dress look great on you, but it'd look better on my floor":
my buddy in highschool tried that line, but ROYALLY fucked it up,
"That dress looks great on you, but it'd look better on me."
He then froze, and ran in the other direction.
I once used the "You wanna get some pizza and fuck?" with a girl i knew years back. Her response was "Ok, sure!"
...i was too stunned to follow through with that. I was a very shy young man.
I'm so far in your head, i'm already making breakfast.
(that fuck she turned him down)
Others:
That dress looks amazingly becoming on you. But if i'd be on you, i'd becoming too.
(better said outloud
and the to follow the classic "That dress look great on you, but it'd look better on my floor":
my buddy in highschool tried that line, but ROYALLY fucked it up,
"That dress looks great on you, but it'd look better on me."
He then froze, and ran in the other direction.
I once used the "You wanna get some pizza and fuck?" with a girl i knew years back. Her response was "Ok, sure!"
...i was too stunned to follow through with that. I was a very shy young man.
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soo...uhhh...here are some...
"Do your parents work at Subway? Cause' you just gave me a footlong..."
another similar one...
"Is your dad a farmer? Cause' you got some nice melons..."
lol
EDIT: Grammar Error
"Do your parents work at Subway? Cause' you just gave me a footlong..."
another similar one...
"Is your dad a farmer? Cause' you got some nice melons..."
lol
EDIT: Grammar Error
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