Best pickup lines you ever heard

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  1. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    I would drink a gallon of your piss just to see where it came from. [​IMG]
     
  2. Man18

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    Going to use that.
     
  3. Westside
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    Westside Sogdiana

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    Cum on people, you are mroe clever then this.
     
  4. ALegitKid

    ALegitKid Newbie

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    - look here hunni you got my little dummi actin funny the way you move those two bunnies -
     
  5. myuusmeow

    myuusmeow GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Are you sure you're not an alien...because you just abducted my heart.

    Dale Gribble FTW.
     
  6. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    if your left leg is christmas, and your right leg new years eve - can i visit between the holidays?
     
  7. PBC

    PBC What!? I can change this??

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    Did you wash your pants in windex?
    Cause...I can see myself in them.
     
  8. kinesin

    kinesin Newbie

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    Can you catch? Cuz I've got two balls coming your way!!

     
  9. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Pick-up lines, you say?

    (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

    I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

    Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Well why don't we go to my place and talk.

    Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

    Bond. James Bond.

    What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
     
  10. Issac

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    - Your clothes would look extremely sexy on my floor
     
  11. deathfisaro

    deathfisaro Narcistic Deathfisaro Fan

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    That cracked me up. Does it work in real life though? If I did it, it'd sound so random and silly.
     
  12. Talaria

    Talaria ...

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    You. Me. Now.
     
  13. Toni Plutonij

    Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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    Do you believe in a love on a first sight, or should I pass by once more?

    Powers. Austin Powers..... [​IMG]
     
  14. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    I like your boobies
     
  15. Densetsu

    Densetsu Pubic Ninja

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    Wouldn't YOU like to know?
    I can't believe I'm getting out of bed at 2 in the morning to do this, but...

    Nice to meet you. How about we go out for a pizza and a fuck--what's the matter, you don't like pizza?
     
  16. cherryduck

    cherryduck GBAtemp Regular

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    Touch my finger...you just had alien sex.
     
  17. Toni Plutonij

    Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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    Hahahaha.. [​IMG]
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  18. Endogene

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    wanna fuck?

    slim chance of working but you wont waste any time with complicated schemes
     
  19. Killermech

    Killermech Cookie Monster

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    'Hi'

    Works most of the time :/
     
  20. jalaneme

    jalaneme Female Gamer

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    no wonder why you lot are single.