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Jun 2, 2008
  1. Westside
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    I would drink a gallon of your piss just to see where it came from. [​IMG]
     


  2. Man18

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    Going to use that.
     
  3. Westside
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    Cum on people, you are mroe clever then this.
     
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    - look here hunni you got my little dummi actin funny the way you move those two bunnies -
     
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    Are you sure you're not an alien...because you just abducted my heart.

    Dale Gribble FTW.
     
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    if your left leg is christmas, and your right leg new years eve - can i visit between the holidays?
     
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    Member PBC What!? I can change this??

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    Did you wash your pants in windex?
    Cause...I can see myself in them.
     
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    Can you catch? Cuz I've got two balls coming your way!!

     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Pick-up lines, you say?

    (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

    I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

    Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Well why don't we go to my place and talk.

    Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

    Bond. James Bond.

    What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?
     
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    - Your clothes would look extremely sexy on my floor
     
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    Member deathfisaro Narcistic Deathfisaro Fan

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    That cracked me up. Does it work in real life though? If I did it, it'd sound so random and silly.
     
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    You. Me. Now.
     
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    Former Staff Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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    Do you believe in a love on a first sight, or should I pass by once more?

    Powers. Austin Powers..... [​IMG]
     
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    I like your boobies
     
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    I can't believe I'm getting out of bed at 2 in the morning to do this, but...

    Nice to meet you. How about we go out for a pizza and a fuck--what's the matter, you don't like pizza?
     
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    Touch my finger...you just had alien sex.
     
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    Former Staff Toni Plutonij *has TrolleyDave & tiny p1ngy on moderating shelf!

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    Hahahaha.. [​IMG]
    You're nuts, go to sleep.........You really can't part from GBAtemp?!
     
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    wanna fuck?

    slim chance of working but you wont waste any time with complicated schemes
     
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    'Hi'

    Works most of the time :/
     
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    Member jalaneme Female Gamer

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    no wonder why you lot are single.
     

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