intense question thread

[slimbizzy]

when you look at a pillow, do you think about the future of that pillow? do you think it will have a good life? do you consider the fact you took that pillow from its kids? perhaps you just burn the pillow. perhaps you put the pillow on your bed like it's nobodies business. maybe you even just throw out the pillow and watch it as the garbage truck hauls it off to its inevitable death. maybe you give it to a homeless person so they can pee on it. maybe you pee on it yourself after giving it to yourself. you might be a person who does youtube blogs with the pillow or do you just cut the pillow open and eat the stuffing like it was turkey dinner?

what do you do? some would dare... to sleep with the pillow...

 

[GABO1423]

when you look at a pillow, do you think about the future of that pillow? do you think it will have a good life? do you consider the fact you took that pillow from its kids? perhaps you just burn the pillow. perhaps you put the pillow on your bed like it's nobodies business. maybe you even just throw out the pillow and watch it as the garbage truck hauls it off to its inevitable death. maybe you give it to a homeless person so they can pee on it. maybe you pee on it yourself after giving it to yourself. you might be a person who does youtube blogs with the pillow or do you just cut the pillow open and eat the stuffing like it was turkey dinner?

what do you do? some would dare... to sleep with the pillow...

I sleep on the floor, with a cat on my belly.

 

[slimbizzy]

I sleep on the floor, with a cat on my belly.

lol please don't kill me

 

[GABO1423]

lol please don't kill me

I won't, can't say anything about the cat though...

 

[slimbizzy]

I won't, can't say anything about the cat though... View attachment 217804

lmao well, at least i have my cats to defend me. mind you... they wont be able to do much... oh well. i'll use the power of my pillow or something.

go go pillow rangers.

 

[GABO1423]

What if I were to bribe your cats?

 

[slimbizzy]

What if I were to bribe your cats? View attachment 217806

w-what are you bribing them for! (also, does it come with the kitty? if not, i'll take the money and the remote hiding in the back)

 

[GABO1423]

w-what are you bribing them for! (also, does it come with the kitty? if not, i'll take the money and the remote hiding in the back)

Hehehehehehe, now I got your attention...

 

[slimbizzy]

Hehehehehehe, now I got your attention...

...

why, yes. you do. now, does it come with the cat? also, i would enjoy some time with my money before i'm murdered but i understand completely if that isn't possible.

 

[GABO1423]

...

why, yes. you do. now, does it come with the cat? also, i would enjoy some time with my money before i'm murdered but i understand completely if that isn't possible.

Your curiosity is intriguing, let's discuss further details privately.

 

[slimbizzy]

Your curiosity is intriguing, let's discuss further details privately.

i am actually terrified. not because you just asked me to talk in private, but because every time i see your message i see your profile picture. that is what scares me.

 

[GABO1423]

i am actually terrified. not because you just asked me to talk in private, but because every time i see your message i see your profile picture. that is what scares me.

Why? It's not like he is a master at stealth or something...

 

[slaphappygamer]

I always think, “wait, how long have I had this pillow for?”.

 

[GABO1423]

I always think, “wait, how long have I had this pillow for?”.

How ungrateful. That pillow has been there for you when no one else was, and you can't even remember when you met your loyal pillow? Shameful...

 

[slimbizzy]

I always think, “wait, how long have I had this pillow for?”.

that is an interesting way of thinking about a pillow. sometimes, i admit... i feel the need to turn the pillow over so i can feel the cold heart it really holds press up against my hot, sweaty, masculine face.

 

[GABO1423]

that is an interesting way of thinking about a pillow. sometimes, i admit... i feel the need to turn the pillow over so i can feel the cold heart it really holds press up against my hot, sweaty, masculine face.

And then you wonder why I'm bribing your cats.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I’m always looking for the cool side. Story of my life.

 

[slimbizzy]

I’m always looking for the cool side. Story of my life.

lol. they need to make ice-pack pillows. sure, it might be TOO cold but now you can use a blanket! how redundant!

buy your ice-pack pillow today for only $68.99 today!

 

[GABO1423]

I’m always looking for the cool side. Story of my life.

Not me, I can't just stand there in the sweet, calming and welcoming cold... I NEED SOME MORE ENERGY IN MY GOD DAMN LIFE. (note to self... lay off the cocaine...)

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lol. they need to make ice-pack pillows. sure, it might be TOO cold but now you can use a blanket! how redundant!

buy your ice-pack pillow today for only $68.99 today!

Why not use an ice bag as a pillow instead?

 

[slimbizzy]

Not me, I can't just stand there in the sweet, calming and welcoming cold... I NEED SOME MORE ENERGY IN MY GOD DAMN LIFE. (note to self... lay off the cocaine...)

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Why not use an ice bag as a pillow instead?

see this? right. does that look like a bag of ice to you? no. is ice comfortable? probably not. do we care? i guess.