In June, I started to pick up interest in the 1996 PC game LEGO Island after reviewing it's shitty PS1 sequel, so I got the ISO from My Abandonware. There was just one problem, though. I didn't have the disk and my Laptop doesn't have a disk drive when EVERY PC SHOULD HAVE A FUCKING DISK DRIVE. Months of thinking and scouring later, I was starting to get pretty goddamn desperate. So I did some research on how to run LEGO Island without the disk. Heavy amounts of research later (and a feeling of giving up later) I stumble across a Rock Raiders United post discussing how to do it step by step.
So I get the ISO from My Abandonware (I deleted it after hitting an error about needing a disk to install the game.) So after I used the Alternative Installer by a user who went by le717, I finally got to play LEGO Island. But there was ONE LAST FUCKING THING I NEEDED TO DO TO GET THAT SHIT WORKING PROPERLY BECAUSE NINETIES PC GAMES ARE SHIT AT WORKING ON WINDOWS 10. I had to configure the game to make it work properly, meaning I suffered almost the ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR trying to play a game that LEGO ditched like an orphaned child for almost 30 years just to play this:
You can be a butthole
Drive a big-ass truck
You can make pee-pee
Yellow like a duck
Masturbate on Chaturbate
There ain't no trick
You just gotta do it brick by brick
Brick by brick
Suck my dick
No matter how thin
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And Laura fucked Nick
You can jizz a fountain
If you do it brick by brick
Faster than a motherboard
Bigger than a billboard
Louder than a D.J.
Fartin' all night
Pedal to the METAL!
Eat banana peel
You're in the driver's seat
And you're behind the seat
Brick by brick
Suck my dick (Suck my dick!)
No matter how thin (Or cock!)
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And Laura gave a B.J.
You can shit a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
"The ambulance was stolen and we think the Brickster's plan is to fuck up the town!"
"Hahahahahahaha!"
Are ya gay boi
It's a riot dood
Click on this ad
Let's go for a whirl
We're gonna cruise the island
There's something you should know
There ain't no island
You're gonna get trolled
Brick by brick
Suck my dick
No matter how thin
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And Laura sucks dick
You can make some babies
If ya do it in the road
I built a sex machine
Red yellow and black (And even black)
There ain't no anal
All around the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goi-
Let's fuck it up again
Brick by brick
Suck my dick
No matter how thin
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And mama had a baby
You can shit a mountain
You can jizz a fountain
You can shit a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
Nick blew a big load in Laura's mouth
"Oohoohoo, well that WAS interesting!"
Somehow my reply (which was lyrics of cs188's cover of Brick by Brick) was merged with the article.
So I get the ISO from My Abandonware (I deleted it after hitting an error about needing a disk to install the game.) So after I used the Alternative Installer by a user who went by le717, I finally got to play LEGO Island. But there was ONE LAST FUCKING THING I NEEDED TO DO TO GET THAT SHIT WORKING PROPERLY BECAUSE NINETIES PC GAMES ARE SHIT AT WORKING ON WINDOWS 10. I had to configure the game to make it work properly, meaning I suffered almost the ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR trying to play a game that LEGO ditched like an orphaned child for almost 30 years just to play this:
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You can be a butthole
Drive a big-ass truck
You can make pee-pee
Yellow like a duck
Masturbate on Chaturbate
There ain't no trick
You just gotta do it brick by brick
Brick by brick
Suck my dick
No matter how thin
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And Laura fucked Nick
You can jizz a fountain
If you do it brick by brick
Faster than a motherboard
Bigger than a billboard
Louder than a D.J.
Fartin' all night
Pedal to the METAL!
Eat banana peel
You're in the driver's seat
And you're behind the seat
Brick by brick
Suck my dick (Suck my dick!)
No matter how thin (Or cock!)
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And Laura gave a B.J.
You can shit a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
"The ambulance was stolen and we think the Brickster's plan is to fuck up the town!"
"Hahahahahahaha!"
Are ya gay boi
It's a riot dood
Click on this ad
Let's go for a whirl
We're gonna cruise the island
There's something you should know
There ain't no island
You're gonna get trolled
Brick by brick
Suck my dick
No matter how thin
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And Laura sucks dick
You can make some babies
If ya do it in the road
I built a sex machine
Red yellow and black (And even black)
There ain't no anal
All around the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goin' 'round the island
We're goi-
Let's fuck it up again
Brick by brick
Suck my dick
No matter how thin
No matter how thicc
Papa fucked mama
And mama had a baby
You can shit a mountain
You can jizz a fountain
You can shit a mountain
If you do it brick by brick
Nick blew a big load in Laura's mouth
"Oohoohoo, well that WAS interesting!"
Post automatically merged:
Somehow my reply (which was lyrics of cs188's cover of Brick by Brick) was merged with the article.