I am dubious of a lot of those.
1. The UK gov outsources endless amounts of stuff to the home grown outfit Capita, usually dubbed Crapita as they are so awful (they do must of the gov IT infrastructure). The benefits of a smaller pool then remain to be seen.
3. I have not gone fully into GDPR and the cookies thing annoys me but most of what I have seen has been fairly common sense data protection/handling stuff, not entirely unlike the data protection act that such people would have been familiar with.
" take employees out of the office for training on the new legislation,"
They are accountants -- that shit happens every 5 months anyway. Such people tend to go on more courses than IT people.
4. Yes UK gov take care of my internet access... oh wait porn blocks incoming and ISP level blocks on all sorts of weird and wonderful things for many years now (
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_websites_blocked_in_the_United_Kingdom )... yay such confidence that they know what they are doing.
5. Yet when the Royal Bank of Scotland was after some money look how quickly that got unarsed, and the results of that one
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45500384
6. I know MPs are not typically engineers (though this one is supposed to be a mathematician) but hahahahahahaha. Classic. We have had multiple sets of competing standards for multiple countries for... about as long as we have had standards (there is a reason I have a BSW/BSF/BSWS spanner set, a metric spanner set and a SAE/AF imperial sized spanner set). There is a reason why my lovely US DOT certified motorbike helmet is dubious to use on UK roads despite probably being able to handle worse impacts in some cases. The UK might once have been able to dictate a worldwide engineering standard but no chance today so it will be same shit, different face on it though if this does come to pass. Would also count for that other one where they could not be bothered to go beyond the UK only certs, and most EU certs are not that much harder to sort than those seen in US+ commonwealth countries (not to mention what I have seen has been pretty sane too).
7."Post Office closures"
Was that the directive or that nobody uses post any more so you don't need one on every estate? I am sure they will trot out some village somewhere that lost theirs and some rickety old grandma that suffered a bit as a result. Most were said duplicates (one in a town I used to live in had one on an estate, one maybe 600m away in a town, another a few hundred metres after that, and not far beyond that the main sorting office).
Directory enquires is an interesting thing to ponder here. I don't know enough to argue any which way here, however I am drawn to wonder if that is a cherry picked example as most such things would go under very fast should they go in for those kind of pricings.
On VAT. They are not going to kick their third biggest earner in the head -- taxes never get lowered, at best they change shape and more commonly inflation takes care of the raises, and all that. One that has been working for decades, longer if you count its precursor.
Nice to see a bit more effort than soundbites but still came up a bit short from where I sit.