WTF HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT?!?!

[nxwing]

I was so drunk last night, can't remember what happened. When I woke up earlier this morning, I saw a dildo on the table beside me and an envelope that has this written on it:

Hey Sean, thanks for the great night loved putting that thing up your you know....Here's PhP. 10000 for the great night, love a GBATemp member.

I got out of bed thinking it's just a prank from my friends but I realized something, I'm in a f*ucking hotel about 16 kM away from my apartment. I panicked a lot, so guys, do you know who did this to me?

 

[K3Nv2]

Better do some tests at your local hospital.

 

[Randqalan]

I was so drunk last night, can't remember what happened. When I woke up earlier this morning, I saw a dildo on the table beside me and an envelope that has this written on it:



I got out of bed thinking it's just a prank from my friends but I realized something, I'm in a f*ucking hotel about 16 kM away from my apartment. I panicked a lot, so guys, do you know who did this to me?

Was not me but thanks for the great laugh man

 

[Foxi4]

He is kind.

 

[Gahars]

Well, you're on GBAtemp, so we can definitely rule out sex.

 

[nxwing]

Better do some tests at your local hospital.

I peed on a tester since I'm embarassed to go at a hospital, good thing it said I'm not preggerd

 

[Vipera]

10000? That was supposed to be 100. Fuck, I was drunk as shit too.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

0/10

 

[raulpica]

Well, you're on GBAtemp, so we can definitely rule out someone of the female sex.

Fix'd

 

[FAST6191]

I peed on a tester since I'm embarassed to go at a hospital, good thing it said I'm not preggerd

Do the home pee tests work at the 48 hour mark now? I would have thought that would have been far too early for anything other than bloodworks.

Equally it is not just pregnancy you want to worry about, many of said worries also being asymptomatic (Chlamydia being one of the more notable ones and fairly prevalent in your neck of the woods).

 

[p1ngpong]

I like to call this little escapade Xuphors revenge.

 

[nxwing]

I took a dump last night and found something white, hopefully it's not what I expect it to be

 

[p1ngpong]

Sounds like xuphors white pubic hairs.

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

what the fuck is this thread.

 

[the_randomizer]

Sounds like xuphors white pubic hairs.

Oh Xuphor, where would ever be without him?

what the fuck is this thread.

Why, this thread is a tribute to Xuphor the Great, Xuphor the Magnificent, or better known as, Xuphor the Douche Waffle

 

[Veho]

I took a dump last night and found something white, hopefully it's not what I expect it to be

Tapeworms.

 

[Flame]

 

[FAST6191]

What really happened

 

[nando]

this is what i call Back Door Bragging.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Fix'd

If any females were on GBAtemp, it's safe to say they live too far away or already have a partner.