You guys know that I generally like to post science related news on the temp. If I come across a particularly good or interesting story, I'll be sure to post it. Lately I've been waiting for something special, a bit of news that would really break the mold. For a while there, I wasn't sure if anything would fit the bill.
And then my fears were put to rest, once and for all.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the scientific discovery of the century, all the way over fromNorth Best Korea.
Korean News
That's right: Unicorns exist, and at least one was Korean. No word yet on Unicron, however.
The article goes on to mention that this profound discovery proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Pyongyang was the capital city of Ancient Korea. Take that,South Worst Korea! Your legitimacy just got sacked!
I have to say, this is a really amazing development, one that I never would have predicted in a thousand years. While the rest of the world is busy faffing about, the scientific marvel of North Korea continues to push humanity forward.
Sure, we live safely outside a nightmare ripped straight from the pages of Orwell, but they get a unicorn. Tell me, who's the real winner here?
I thought so.
And then my fears were put to rest, once and for all.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the scientific discovery of the century, all the way over from
Archaeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences have recently reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (B.C. 277-A.D. 668).
The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).
That's right: Unicorns exist, and at least one was Korean. No word yet on Unicron, however.
The article goes on to mention that this profound discovery proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Pyongyang was the capital city of Ancient Korea. Take that,
I have to say, this is a really amazing development, one that I never would have predicted in a thousand years. While the rest of the world is busy faffing about, the scientific marvel of North Korea continues to push humanity forward.
Sure, we live safely outside a nightmare ripped straight from the pages of Orwell, but they get a unicorn. Tell me, who's the real winner here?
I thought so.