North Korea: Unicorns Are Real

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Dec 1, 2012

North Korea: Unicorns Are Real by Gahars at 12:43 AM (3,799 Views / 10 Likes) 50 replies

  1. Gahars
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    You guys know that I generally like to post science related news on the temp. If I come across a particularly good or interesting story, I'll be sure to post it. Lately I've been waiting for something special, a bit of news that would really break the mold. For a while there, I wasn't sure if anything would fit the bill.

    And then my fears were put to rest, once and for all.

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the scientific discovery of the century, all the way over from North Best Korea.
    [​IMG] Korean News

    That's right: Unicorns exist, and at least one was Korean. No word yet on Unicron, however.

    The article goes on to mention that this profound discovery proves beyond a reasonable doubt that Pyongyang was the capital city of Ancient Korea. Take that, South Worst Korea! Your legitimacy just got sacked!

    I have to say, this is a really amazing development, one that I never would have predicted in a thousand years. While the rest of the world is busy faffing about, the scientific marvel of North Korea continues to push humanity forward.

    Sure, we live safely outside a nightmare ripped straight from the pages of Orwell, but they get a unicorn. Tell me, who's the real winner here?

    I thought so.
     


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    I'm not sure if I should hate North Korea or feel sorry for them...
     
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    North Korea tends to lie a lot
     
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    Member Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    Someone needs to photoshop a horn this horse.


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    Yay unicorns!

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    Like this?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Member Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    This likely how the research went.

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    I think the North has really taken a liking to the Gangnam Style dance.
     
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    Oh, so first they place into power one of the youngest world leaders then they claim to have found existence of horses that once had long, hard horns - and that at least one of said stallions was Korean? I can't help but wonder if they're trying to compensate for something...
     
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    I don't believe in unicorns, but if they were real I would not be too shocked as Narwhals exist.
     
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    What's next, dragons in Japan?
     
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    WRONG SIR!
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    DINOSAURS! ;O;
     
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    Dang it! And here I wanted one of these to go to work on:
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    Wow, can't argue with that
     
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    I know, right? North Korea gets unicorns, so naturally Japan gets dragons...Can't have 'em here, you'd need clearance from the FAA.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    Actually my post was in response to the topic :)
     
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    I know, glad you agree :D
     
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    Did anyone ever consider that the word "Unicorn" might have had a completely different meaning back in 918-1392 compared to that of today?
     

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