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First, humans are omnivorous, we are made to eat mear
Secondly, that thing about animals who should have the same right as humans since we are all living beings, please, dont laugh at me. Here is what WILL happen if this happen
Someone is walking in the forest and finds the corpse of a deer. What is going to happen? A call to 911 followed by a police investigation. Police forces are going to investigate the crime scene, try to find why this deer was killed, did someone have any reason to kill that poor victim? After a while, the dna results come in, the killer is a bear. They start searching the woods, looking for a bear. They suddenly hear growling behind them. Before they can even turn back, two of them are down. That bear is clearly not cooperative, so the forces have no choice but to shoot. Bear down! I repeat, bear down! Another crime scene. Another while later, dna results arrives, it is not the dna found on the deer corpse. Internal investigation since they shot someone who had no link at all with this case.
People on social network will rise, calling cops a bunch of racists because "all brown bears look the same to them". There will probably be some Harembee thing too.
In the meantime though, the manhunt is still going on. And while the darkness of the night is falling on the forest, cops hear a "squiiick". Yes... It happened again... One of the cop just stepped on a squirrel, killing it. The others have no choice but to handcuff him, and while doing it, another bear attacks the cop handcuffing the other, killing him too. The cop who killed that squirrel thanks the bear before running away from the bear who was killing the other and last cop remaining in the forest.
The next day, in the morning, the news of what happened in the forest is spreading. Of course, vegans will start talking shit about the cops squad killing a bear and thanking the other bear for killing two other cops. Pretty sure they will tend to the funerals of the bear and the squirrel too.
Ps: i killed more flies than i can count and i will continue this battle against flies. Come at me
Secondly, that thing about animals who should have the same right as humans since we are all living beings, please, dont laugh at me. Here is what WILL happen if this happen
Someone is walking in the forest and finds the corpse of a deer. What is going to happen? A call to 911 followed by a police investigation. Police forces are going to investigate the crime scene, try to find why this deer was killed, did someone have any reason to kill that poor victim? After a while, the dna results come in, the killer is a bear. They start searching the woods, looking for a bear. They suddenly hear growling behind them. Before they can even turn back, two of them are down. That bear is clearly not cooperative, so the forces have no choice but to shoot. Bear down! I repeat, bear down! Another crime scene. Another while later, dna results arrives, it is not the dna found on the deer corpse. Internal investigation since they shot someone who had no link at all with this case.
People on social network will rise, calling cops a bunch of racists because "all brown bears look the same to them". There will probably be some Harembee thing too.
In the meantime though, the manhunt is still going on. And while the darkness of the night is falling on the forest, cops hear a "squiiick". Yes... It happened again... One of the cop just stepped on a squirrel, killing it. The others have no choice but to handcuff him, and while doing it, another bear attacks the cop handcuffing the other, killing him too. The cop who killed that squirrel thanks the bear before running away from the bear who was killing the other and last cop remaining in the forest.
The next day, in the morning, the news of what happened in the forest is spreading. Of course, vegans will start talking shit about the cops squad killing a bear and thanking the other bear for killing two other cops. Pretty sure they will tend to the funerals of the bear and the squirrel too.
Ps: i killed more flies than i can count and i will continue this battle against flies. Come at me
