WTF is wrong with kids toys nowadays?

[AmandaRose]

So I am currently searching for Christmas presents for my nephew and some of the toys I am seeing are rather disturbing. Take this one for instance who the fuck decided lets make a game about a shit that has blocked up a toilet.

Game description.

Flushin' Frenzy
It’s the game of one plunger, some poop, and fast reflexes! Flush the handle on the toilet to roll the die, and when a number comes up - you have to plunge the toilet that number of times.

But be careful, after any given push of the plunger the poop may COME FLYING OUT OF THE TOILET! The first player to grab the poop earns a token. If you’re quick enough to catch it in midair, you earn TWO tokens! The player who ends up with the most tokens wins!

Is this game really gross or just gross enough? You decide! Lots of silly fun for 2-4 young plungers, age 5 and up.

Comes with 1 toilet, 1 plunger, 1 die, and 10 score tokens. Colours and decorations may vary.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

The problem is that they've run out of ideas and they need to show increase in profit so they literally take any idea they can get away with.

 

[Uiaad]

 

[Deleted member 506316]

What have you brought upon this cursed land?

 

[IncredulousP]

So I am currently searching for Christmas presents for my nephew and some of the toys I am seeing are rather disturbing. Take this one for instance who the fuck decided lets make a game about a shit that has blocked up a toilet.

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Game description.

Flushin' Frenzy
It’s the game of one plunger, some poop, and fast reflexes! Flush the handle on the toilet to roll the die, and when a number comes up - you have to plunge the toilet that number of times.

But be careful, after any given push of the plunger the poop may COME FLYING OUT OF THE TOILET! The first player to grab the poop earns a token. If you’re quick enough to catch it in midair, you earn TWO tokens! The player who ends up with the most tokens wins!

Is this game really gross or just gross enough? You decide! Lots of silly fun for 2-4 young plungers, age 5 and up.

Comes with 1 toilet, 1 plunger, 1 die, and 10 score tokens. Colours and decorations may vary.

Lol that seems like a parody honestly

 

[Alexander1970]

Lol that seems like a parody honestly

Unfortunately NO:

https://www.amazon.de/Mattel-Games-...keywords=flushin+frenzy&qid=1575355352&sr=8-1

In German it is called "KACKA ALARM".....

 

[Veho]

It teaches valuable life skills, like plumbing, the importance of a high fiber diet, and the fact that sometimes you have to firmly grasp a turd if you want to get ahead in life.

 

[FAST6191]

Is this really all that different to the garbage pail kids, various takes on slime/ooze and similar such things?

It teaches valuable life skills, like plumbing, the importance of a high fiber diet, and the fact that sometimes you have to firmly grasp a turd if you want to get ahead in life.

Maybe we should be teaching people to form their own tools from a coathanger or something.

 

[Veho]

Is this really all that different to the garbage pail kids, various takes on slime/ooze and similar such things?

Not really.

Kids of a certain age (ages 3 through 33) love gross out and toilet humor. There's always a market for poop-related stuff. I just came across this one a few days ago:

 

[James_]

Not really.

Kids of a certain age (ages 3 through 33) love gross out and toilet humor. There's always a market for poop-related stuff. I just came across this one a few days ago:

What the fuck is wrong with this generation

 

[Deleted member 506316]

What the fuck is wrong with this generation

EVERYTHING

 

[IncredulousP]

EVERYTHING

I blame CrossFit

 

[AmandaRose]

I blame CrossFit

Nope you are wrong its all the fault of them damn Liberals. Everything is thier fault

 

[IncredulousP]

Nope you are wrong its all the fault of them damn Liberals. Everything is thier fault

Oh yeah that's right. And my little pony too. They're ruining the fabric of society!

 

[Mollycule]

 

[smileyhead]

Flush the handle on the toilet to roll the die, and when a number comes up - you have to plunge the toilet that number of times.

But be careful, after any given push of the plunger the poop may COME FLYING OUT OF THE TOILET!

I'm pretty sure I've heard those exact mechanics in another game. One that's less... disturbing.

 

[Veho]

I'm pretty sure I've heard those exact mechanics in another game. One that's less... disturbing.

There's a ton of games with that same mechanic, "take turns to [perform an action] [random number of times], until the toy is triggered to pop/spin/jump/shake/whatever". My kids have two like that, one where you shower a rubber dog until it shakes off, and another where you feed a pig hamburgers until its shirt pops open. The farting monkey I posted up there, you have to pull the monkey's finger a number of times, and then it farts. Same mechanic with a bunch of different skins over it.

 

[VinsCool]

So I am currently searching for Christmas presents for my nephew and some of the toys I am seeing are rather disturbing. Take this one for instance who the fuck decided lets make a game about a shit that has blocked up a toilet.

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Game description.

Flushin' Frenzy
It’s the game of one plunger, some poop, and fast reflexes! Flush the handle on the toilet to roll the die, and when a number comes up - you have to plunge the toilet that number of times.

But be careful, after any given push of the plunger the poop may COME FLYING OUT OF THE TOILET! The first player to grab the poop earns a token. If you’re quick enough to catch it in midair, you earn TWO tokens! The player who ends up with the most tokens wins!

Is this game really gross or just gross enough? You decide! Lots of silly fun for 2-4 young plungers, age 5 and up.

Comes with 1 toilet, 1 plunger, 1 die, and 10 score tokens. Colours and decorations may vary.

Looks like something I'd see in a Ashens video lol

 

[AmandaRose]

Looks like something I'd see in a Ashens video lol

Oh do you watch Ashens as well?

 

[VinsCool]

Oh do you watch Ashens as well?

Yeah lol