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Oh, there's a monkey in my pocket, And he's stealing all my change, His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged... Feb 20, 2020 at 1:20 AM

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1. Uiaad
  Oh, there's a monkey in my pocket, And he's stealing all my change, His stare is blank and glassy, I suspect that he's deranged...
  
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  Feb 20, 2020 at 1:20 AM
2. Uiaad
  If you're not in my circle of trust, you're probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt .
  
  VinsCool and alexander1970 like this.
  Feb 18, 2020 at 12:33 PM
  1. DinohScene
    I am in?
    
    Feb 18, 2020 at 4:56 PM
  2. Uiaad
    you are
    
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    Feb 18, 2020 at 4:58 PM
  3. DinohScene
    <З
    
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    Feb 18, 2020 at 5:01 PM
3. Uiaad
  Is there any sort of interest in a GBAtemp text adventure ?
  
  alexander1970, x65943, StrayGuitarist and 2 others like this.
  Feb 18, 2020 at 12:49 AM
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  2. StrayGuitarist
    Ooohhh, that's a big yes from me.
    
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    Feb 18, 2020 at 2:01 AM
  3. alexander1970
    You are in a Damp Area.A smelly Newt sits in Front of you.Possible Exits: N,S,Up >
    
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    Feb 18, 2020 at 8:06 AM
  4. StrayGuitarist
    I try to get ye flask.
    
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    Feb 18, 2020 at 11:32 AM
4. Uiaad
  Wondering if @VinsCool is still confused by previous profile post
  
  alexander1970 and James_ like this.
  Feb 16, 2020 at 6:09 PM
  1. VinsCool
    Yes
    
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    Feb 16, 2020 at 8:03 PM
  2. Uiaad
    I'll explain one day don't worry. But think about this when was the last time you saw a brown light?
    
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    Feb 16, 2020 at 8:12 PM
  3. VinsCool
    Shit you're right
    
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    Feb 16, 2020 at 9:32 PM
5. Uiaad
  Mind blown : There's no such thing as brown
  
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  Feb 13, 2020
  1. VinsCool
    what
    
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    Feb 13, 2020
  2. James_
    Chocolate is colorless
    
    Feb 14, 2020 at 4:45 AM
6. Uiaad
  When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it is sweet. I just think it is surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
  
  James_, IncredulousP and alexander1970 like this.
  Feb 12, 2020
  1. IncredulousP
    What, you thought "stealing someone's heart" was figurative?
    
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    Feb 13, 2020
7. Uiaad
  My wife asked me " What would you do without me ?" I replied " get a dog " it was the wrong answer
  
  VinsCool and Reynardine like this.
  Feb 10, 2020
  1. Veho
    Maybe it's not the answer that was wrong, but the phrasing. "I would want to fill the gaping void your departure leaves in my life, but of course I could never love another woman, so I would give a home to a furry companion" works. "Dunno, get another bitch I suppose"... does not.
    
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    Feb 10, 2020
  2. ThoD
    She could just be a cat person instead of a dog person you know, ask her during the divorce proceedings /s
    
    Feb 10, 2020
8. MicmasH_W
  hey there buddy!
  Feb 1, 2020
9. Uiaad
  If you're married and having trouble, ask "what would Jesus do?" then remember that jesus was never married.
  
  Flame, Stealphie, MicmasH_W and 5 others like this.
  Jan 31, 2020
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  2. Jiehfeng
    Christ approves this message.
    
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    Jan 31, 2020
  3. Veho
    Normally when someone asks "what would Jesus do" I like to remind them that flipping tables and whipping people is an option. But when it comes to wives, that's not advisable. Unless she's into it.
    
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    Jan 31, 2020
  4. Jiehfeng
    I really like that version of Jesus, it needs to be spoken more of upon. It really showed how much the man meant what he said. :thinks:
    
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    Jan 31, 2020
10. Uiaad
  Soul has been rented and returned... I feel so dirty
  
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  Jan 24, 2020
11. Uiaad
  Off to rent out my soul for an hour haha
  
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  Jan 24, 2020
12. Uiaad
  Guess who's back bitches !
  
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  Jan 22, 2020
  1. VinsCool
    hayyyyy
    
    MicmasH_W, James_, alexander1970 and 1 other person like this.
    
    Jan 22, 2020
  2. James_
    'Coins are back, bitches!' ~ Scott the Woz, 2019
    
    Jan 22, 2020
13. Uiaad
  I'm not gonna be around for a couple of days, just had some rather bad news and I need some time to process it
  
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  Jan 15, 2020
  1. alexander1970
    Take your Time,all good and best Wishes for you,my Friend.
    
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    Jan 15, 2020
  2. VinsCool
    Take it easy man
    
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    Jan 15, 2020
  3. IncredulousP
    I wish you comfort, friend.
    
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    Jan 16, 2020
14. Uiaad
  Did you know : The music for Pokemon Gold and Silver was composed on an Amiga and then converted over for use in the games ?
  
  alexander1970, VinsCool, MicmasH_W and 2 others like this.
  Jan 14, 2020
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  2. IncredulousP
    That's awesome. The soundtrack is permanently burned into my brain. It was the first pokemon game I got as a kid, I must've put 1000's of hours into it. Thanks for the neat facts!
    
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    Jan 14, 2020
  3. Uiaad
    I'll try and keep the facts coming, tho can't make any promises haha
    
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    Jan 14, 2020
  4. VinsCool
    too bad their sound design really sucked.
    
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    Jan 14, 2020
15. Uiaad
  $5 to the first person to give me their soul
  
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  Jan 11, 2020
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  2. x65943
    Okay here it is
    
    I expect payment now
    
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    Jan 12, 2020
  3. Uiaad
    Oh no @x65943 , I require a full contract be signed. Blood is preferred but totally optional
    
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    Jan 12, 2020
  4. alexander1970
    He,ME -> FIRST !!!
    I tell this your Boss or @Lilith Valentine ...
    
    Jan 12, 2020
16. Uiaad
  veni, vidi, vomui
  
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  Jan 11, 2020
  1. x65943
    Which made me veni again
    
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    
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    Jan 11, 2020
  2. Veho
    Visi, veneri, vamoosi.
    
    alexander1970, Uiaad, VinsCool and 1 other person like this.
    
    Jan 11, 2020
17. Uiaad
  Did you know? Windows 98 came with the Critical Update Notification Tool as its updater ? Can't imagine why the changed it LMAO
  
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  Jan 7, 2020
18. Uiaad
  Just spent 40 minutes explaining why someone didn't need to buy a £30 'shielded gold plated connector ' TOSLink cable - I hate my life*sigh*
  
  MicmasH_W likes this.
  Jan 6, 2020
19. Uiaad
  Can anyone tell me why i prefer using notepad over word ? lol
  
  MicmasH_W, RattletraPM, zoogie and 1 other person like this.
  Jan 5, 2020
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  2. IncredulousP
    because you haven't found notepad++ yet :p
    
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    Jan 6, 2020
  3. Uiaad
    Oh I have but I can't use it for just writing stuff as I switch into coding mode
    
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    Jan 6, 2020
  4. RyuShinobi500
    Atom is a good text editor
    
    Jan 9, 2020
20. Uiaad
  No names, but you are an absolute arsehole !
  
  MicmasH_W and alexander1970 like this.
  Jan 3, 2020
  1. alexander1970
    Go and wash your Mouth with Soap,you naughty Guinea Pig. :-))))
    
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    Jan 3, 2020
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