Uiaad

Kinda back Bitches ! - Still kind of away, I'm still kind of away working on some stuff but will respond to PM's and tags :D

Today's bad Joke on behalf of Uiaad

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!

Well guys, i'm gonna be gone for a little while should be back around the 14th October - try not to miss me too much ! lol

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire.

If you have a mothball in one hand and a mothball in the other hand, what do you have ? A very happy moth

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He’s now a seasoned veteran.

Back and already working on leaving again ...planned this time 2 weeks ... not quite yet tho ... jokes resume later today!

Guess who's back, bitches ? Oh wait. you didn't even realise I was gone :/

C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”

And still you continue with the jokes from the 80s lol

Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?

So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world.

Kinky; It's the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken.

Big thank you to @Issac for fixing my username ... Only took me 10 years to notice ... and then greatly annoy me

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

Haha i'm only 807 places higher than you on the xp table.

Why has your last 3 status updates been jokes from the 1980s find some new ones lol

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.