Uiaad

Uiaad · Sep 16, 2018

Kinky; It's the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken.

Uiaad · Sep 15, 2018

Big thank you to @Issac for fixing my username ... Only took me 10 years to notice ... and then greatly annoy me

Uiaad · Sep 14, 2018

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

AmandaRose · Sep 14, 2018

Haha i'm only 807 places higher than you on the xp table.

AmandaRose · Sep 14, 2018

Why has your last 3 status updates been jokes from the 1980s find some new ones lol

Uiaad · Sep 13, 2018

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

Uiaad · Sep 12, 2018

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Uiaad · Sep 11, 2018

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Uiaad · Sep 10, 2018

Just imagine 2000 giant, rideable guinea pigs cresting a hill with armored men* on their backs going to battle

VinsCool · Sep 8, 2018

Guinea pigs are damn nice pets

Uiaad · Sep 7, 2018

People need to stop taking me serious all the time.

DinohScene · Sep 6, 2018

You and your smug faced guinea pig!

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