Whoa. GBAtemp Rap Battle

[puss2puss]

*portions of this message have been edited because they related to this thread's original form and content*

..i wanted to stop writing..but i cant keep that to myself,
i dont wanna be mean, just want him to see clean..
..so you've freezed your Wii? doesnt mean any hackmii.. ..
you think browser exploit? i see you read forums
b.exploit in your freeze? why not shove-a-bug in it, shutterbug!
the exploit is real, but your freeze is just a freeze...
you say it might be something? i say why talking about browser exploit!?
..you think exploit by freeze? ..i say brain freeze...
..


EDIT: btw..i dont know who posted this here..it was not serious..i just posted on a thread that someone had started named ''woah wiiu browser exploit?'' and the first phrase was ''i may have found an exploit.'' ..the only thing that guy had on is wiiu, is a freeze..anyway.. dont know why this part of my post arrived here when the other thread was closed..ah well..

 

[FPSRussi4]

i dont wanna be mean, just want him to see clean..
..so you've freezed your Wii? doesnt mean any hackmii.. ..
you think browser exploit? i see you read forums
b.exploit in your freeze? why not shove-a-bug in it, shutterbug!
the exploit is real, but your freeze is just a freeze...
you say it might be something? i say why talking about browser exploit!?
..you think exploit by freeze? ..i say brain freeze...
..

Are you....rapping?

 

[puss2puss]

Are you....rapping?

Are you....asking?

 

[FPSRussi4]

Are you....asking?

Alright just making sure cause your rhymes are really weak
They remind me of this thread's fate; that is, pretty bleak.

 

[AlanJohn]

Someone remind me to make a shitty rap song as an answer to this bullshit tomorrow ok.

 

[migles]

Someone remind me to make a shitty rap song as an answer to this bullshit tomorrow ok.

i dont know your time zone D:
tell me in how many hours is tomorrow and i will remind you.

 

[puss2puss]

omg..it got thrown in the edge!
..i see its the right place for garbage..
the old thread was one hell of a dump! nothing there to recycle..
well it seems like someone recycled a bit and put it where it fit well,
EoF's the place where a moderator can find a dump and pass it as a new thread,
i hope it wont become a new trend..like these 'link' avatar that'S all around GBAtemp..
oh well..might aswell ask: who the hell took a part of my post and dumped it in the Edge?

 

[Flame]

Yo yo yo
Check me out.

I'm rapping.
Rap rap rap rapping.
Rap rap rap.

Yo yo yo yo.

 

[puss2puss]

...those are great rhymes Flames!
just to let you know..i'm not into rap...i'm not good for finding rhymes and i didnt really want to..in the original thread it was really more of a joke, but in a poor 'rap' style..if we can call it that lol ..anyway, was just tired of people thinking they find exploits everywhere... .ah well..

 

[RevPokemon]

I'm going to use my mind
To rap some rhymes
That are going to rape yo mind

So I hope you find the meaning of em cuz they assigned to cause
torture like a flaming scorcher they are going to burn but you can't discern the pain that's gonna stain yo brain tho it feels like being hit by a train on fire with dire consequences that you can't understand

 

[puss2puss]

you said you'd use your mind,
and with faith you've talked,wich is fine,
but where are those lines? where is the grime?
i mean, ur words where suppose to bring torture but i'm still fine!
your words was awaited but never saw them landed..
and where'S that flaming scortcher?.. ..damn i'm out of time..ahhhh one last line:
..need to go get grocerie so sorry to flee in a hurry but please,
Re-use your mind , take your time, and come back with steady words that can deliver what's in your mind this time..

 

[RevPokemon]

When i shoot ya I hit ya, diffently didn't miss. Hit ya harder then da Russian military campaign that fucked the Ukraine spreading capitalism and shit but y'all don't feel the pain of the hits cause y'all drugged up like Ecstasy monkey cuz y'all a waste of skills who steals from his mom to buy pills but when it comes to rapping you look like a quadriplegic fappin all retarded shit you spray on the mike like Ashley Simpson on SNL cuz you don't got no words to say, so die in hell

 

[Vipera]

All these noobs are talking about rap
But in reality they'll be just getting #rekt

Rap is a movement, a roar in the wild
But all you pussies make my dick act mild
You want a roar? Then follow this viper
He'll whoop your ass like a green motherfucker

In a forum of gaming I expect some gaming
I don't have no time for this shit
ISIS is pissed? War in Wyoming?
I'm kicking some ass with my pimp'd dark pit

You wanna fight me? Come at me bro
I'm gonna wreck you down like A boy and his Blob
Smashin my K button on your S-hole
Until your mama will beg me to please no more
And then I'll kick her ass too
In one round of Punch-Out, or maybe in two
One for her face that keeps going on my fist
The other for her ass that's bigger than my flat screen

 

[RevPokemon]

OK, that's it, I've lost all shit!
Why the fuck do y'all throw a fit?
Sound like a stupid bitch who in love with cupid
cause y'all like men who don't exist like your rap skills which are more like Riff that Pac, so y'all fuck before I kick you in your nut sack!

You a cock suck, motherfucker who can't make love with a hooker
You rap like a bitch with a mike with rhymes that don't make sense so y'all need to go back to the closet where you belong and stop wearin thongs you stupid ass faker who treats his friends like a flaker when shit gets real you leave like a pussy cause y'all a quitter who can't even finish ya dinner.

So listen to ma warning or y'all won't be alive in the morning

 

[puss2puss]

All these noobs are talking about rap
But in reality they'll be just getting #rekt

Rap is a movement, a roar in the wild
But all you pussies make my dick act mild
You want a roar? Then follow this viper
He'll whoop your ass like a green motherfucker

In a forum of gaming I expect some gaming
I don't have no time for this shit
ISIS is pissed? War in Wyoming?
I'm kicking some ass with my pimp'd dark pit

You wanna fight me? Come at me bro
I'm gonna wreck you down like A boy and his Blob
Smashin my K button on your S-hole
Until your mama will beg me to please no more
And then I'll kick her ass too
In one round of Punch-Out, or maybe in two
One for her face that keeps going on my fist
The other for her ass that's bigger than my flat screen

wow was that even trying? where you even fighting? you're kidding, right?
i aint lying, those words where smooth as a baby's butt,
i see you have no time for rhymes..maybe next time?..atleast try!,
you guys think its all about war with your talk about pain and torture and bark! bark!..
barking words trying to impress, but truth is there,
oh but dont be scared! i'm not gonna try to make you cry, i'il let your own words talk,

you say you wanna fight and make cry, you're in a war? is love for you to far??
..you talk about a round punch-out, when its really your rap who needs to punch the card, get it?
why talk about fist in face when its more like shit-in-face? the way you talk makes me imagine your face..
i dont want to insult, but look what you wrote??!..then read my words and take notes.
oh and btw, i need to say,..
..you must be poor like hell to cant afford a nice big fat flat screen

 

[RevPokemon]

I rap rhymes that will kill y'all like columbine cuz when rap with the skills of mine you become so strong you can litterly slay all the opposition because it is my mission to rage war against the whores like you, who make retarded rap that sound like crap. I will protect the game from shame not for the fame but because I love my skills and talents while your talent is absent!!

 

[puss2puss]

again with the war and shit and crap..bark bark..
ah well..i'm done here, have a good time guys, time for a beer!

Vipera + RevPokemon



peace.

 

[RevPokemon]

again with the war and shit and crap..bark bark..
ah well..i'm done here, have a good time guys, time for a beer!

Vipera + RevPokemon



peace.

The war is over
The damage done
Revy had a lot of fun

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

oh well..might aswell ask: who the hell took a part of my post and dumped it in the Edge?

Fpsrussia117 suggested it.

 

[ComeTurismO]

The war is over
The damage done
Revy had a lot of fun

It's not yet over
The damage continues
as I will have fun to shut your mouth
BITCHHHHHHHHHHHH