What will you do before earth impact?

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  1. lookout
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    The good news:

    Scientists will probably spot the object before it hits us.

    The bad news:
    Even if we get six months warning.

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    "What will you do before earth impact?" [​IMG]
     
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  3. mthrnite

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    Try and position myself directly under it.
     
  4. Veho

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    I believe you got that from the movie?

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    huhmmm... sure? [​IMG]

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    OBJECTION! (hehe, stealing your lines) [​IMG]

    I never saw the movie, I just thought a mountain top would be the safest place to stay in a disaster of that magnitude. The deep water "graves" (the 10-11000 meter kind in the pacific) would perhaps also be suitable but I fear the pressure would impossible to neutralize.
     
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  16. mthrnite

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    I had another thought..
    I'd organize everybody in the world to take part in a project to create the biggest trampoline on earth. As the asteroid bounced back up, I'd shoot a harpoon tethered to a giant flywheel electrical generator & battery by carbon nanotube filament, thus producing and storing enough energy to supply the world for a thousand years.

    And we all lived happily ever after! [​IMG]
     
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    Look for cover. I'm surprise nobody has said this.