What will you do before earth impact?

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Nov 10, 2006
  1. lookout
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    The good news:

    Scientists will probably spot the object before it hits us.

    The bad news:
    Even if we get six months warning.

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    "What will you do before earth impact?" [​IMG]
     


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    Try and position myself directly under it.
     
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    The phrase goes, "like there's no tomorrow", but a more appropriate one would be, "like there's no 6 months from next Tuesday" [​IMG]

    (Or take up knitting.)
     
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    I believe you got that from the movie?

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    huhmmm... sure? [​IMG]

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    OBJECTION! (hehe, stealing your lines) [​IMG]

    I never saw the movie, I just thought a mountain top would be the safest place to stay in a disaster of that magnitude. The deep water "graves" (the 10-11000 meter kind in the pacific) would perhaps also be suitable but I fear the pressure would impossible to neutralize.
     
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    I had another thought..
    I'd organize everybody in the world to take part in a project to create the biggest trampoline on earth. As the asteroid bounced back up, I'd shoot a harpoon tethered to a giant flywheel electrical generator & battery by carbon nanotube filament, thus producing and storing enough energy to supply the world for a thousand years.

    And we all lived happily ever after! [​IMG]
     
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    kill all the stupid people i hate, and those i think i might hate in the future, just in case [​IMG] and then i would bang some chicks and then... i would run like a jewish guy in the central parts of berlin 1942 [​IMG] hahaha
     
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    Look for cover. I'm surprise nobody has said this.
     

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