What was the WORST Christmas gift you've ever gotten?

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A 20 cigs pack of Marlboro.
It was secret santa in a huge shared house (36 peoples) with 10$ limit as a rule. the girl that picked me up didn't know me for long. She thought that since I was a smoker, cancer would be a cool gift. -_-

You can send the fags to me.
I'll love you for it.
 

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You just had to make a gay joke, did you.

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No I didn't.
 
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Lol I bought my girlfriend really expensive diamond earrings one year and in return she got me underwear, undershirts, and socks I kid you not. Needless to say that she's now my ex for completely unrelated reasons.

Because you wanted her to buy you diamond earrings?

Rookie mistake, if you're going to try to buy someone with expensive gifts then don't expect them to try to buy you in return.
 

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plenty of fish....
but this happens during the summer not christmass.. where local fishermen give my family like a ton of fresh fish, my mother doesn't want to offend and always accepts it. the thing is, they give a really lot of it.. i wouldn't mind 2 or 3 fishes and eat them at dinner that day, but they give such huge amount it fills the freezer for months...
we end trying to give the fish to neighboors, and guess what, they already have a ton of fish
 
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as dino said
be glad you get something
i don't even recieve gifts on my birthday, its hard to get something
I dont get gifts for my birthday or a cake, but my parents hardly knew what a smart watch was, so...i guess they got me a watch that makes me smart..? I should've gave details. But that was way back when i was 12, now i'm 15, and i'm not into watches anymore, lol.
 
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You sound like a spoiled little fuck tbh.
You couldn’t smell the very very extreme exaggeration from a mile away?

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You sound like a spoiled little fuck tbh.
There hasn’t even been a Christmas where the IPhone X was out. I’m disappointed in your naivety
 

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i like reading manga, and last year my gf bought me 2 mangas for christmas. the bad thing is...one of them was some kind of romantic "story" about 2 guys loving each other(with very detailed drawings lol).

and i already had the other manga, but at least she tried getting me something i like and i love her :3
 
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i like reading manga, and last year my gf bought me 2 mangas for christmas. the bad thing is...one of them was some kind of romantic "story" about 2 guys loving each other(with very detailed drawings lol).

and i already had the other manga, but at least she tried getting me something i like and i love her :3
LMAO she gave you gay porn manga? XD
 

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Im fine with any gift. As long as its not stupid things like girls clothing, make up and stuff. Then that'll be the worst gift. Im a guy btw.


Wait till Molecular Assemblers come to existence. Then you can make all the Bugattis, Lamborghini's and Ferraris from the comfort of your home all you want. And all the clothing, food, entertainment and shelter you want. Nano Technology is improving and its coming fast. After Molecular Assemblers then next is increasing human life span, by finding a way to fix the telomerase problem. All this stuff is coming in the future.

And then at christmas you get a 3D-printer instead of a molecular assembler... parents being cheap. :cry:
 
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