What was the WORST Christmas gift you've ever gotten?

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I can't really think of any TBH, I don't get all butthurt if I get a gift I don't like so nothing really sticks out or comes to mind. I do have an uncle who comes every christmas who mainly gets me super cheapo dollar store items, like a tiny foldable alarm clock or a cheap pen set, but then I actually used both of those a fair bit after I got them so they weren't really "bad" gifts, just stuff I wouldn't ask for normally.

Lol I bought my girlfriend really expensive diamond earrings one year and in return she got me underwear, undershirts, and socks I kid you not. Needless to say that she's now my ex for completely unrelated reasons.
That's why my fiancee and I always set a low monetary limit when getting each other gifts, so neither of us will end up feeling "cheap" when we open em up.
 
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'Worst gift' I ever received were duplicates but got them refunded so no big deal.

Most of the time family members just ask me what I want or give me vouchers or money.

That said, I can recall a customer where I work who had a gift which broke but because they had no receipt or box we couldn't do anything about it.
 

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Every year I get some clothes and/or shoes but I always end up needing them so I'm not disappointed for long
 

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i wanted GBA ags 101 looks like im going to get a Switch...SIGH...... GOD I HATE MY FAMILY SO MUCH! THEY JUST DONT UNDERSTAND ME!


for real i would be happy for snow on Xmas day...
I wanted Legos for Christmas and instead I got Mega Blocks. Fuck my family.
 

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Each generation, children are becoming more and more entitled. This future is fucked.

so how much is the belt you getting for Christmas worth then? 1k 10K

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its worse for me my birthday is 3 days after Christmas and often my gifts say "merry birthday" on the tag(s)

so this one year for "birthmas" i got a box of cinnamon toast crunch and a pack of kool-ade burst (i had asked for a rc car) . . . as if that was not grand enough i got sent to my room without dinner because i refused to share my kool-ade bursts with my little sister
 

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The worst Christmas gift I ever gotten, sniff, was getting a copy of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Jingle all the Way. Wahhh. :cry:

Cue Depressing Music. Then after Jingle Bells.
 

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A 20 cigs pack of Marlboro.
It was secret santa in a huge shared house (36 peoples) with 10$ limit as a rule. the girl that picked me up didn't know me for long. She thought that since I was a smoker, cancer would be a cool gift. -_-
 

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My stupid ex once bought me an XXL bath robe for me for christmas. She was an XXL. I was only a large.

She basically bought it for herself knowing that it was going to be far too big for me and it just wasn't my type of thing.

Kinda like Homer buying Marge a bowling ball.
 
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