Normal cats:
•Can’t speak
•Fluffy
•Don’t eat carrots (probably)
•Catnip addicts
•Can’t play games because they don’t have thumbs
•Collects dead things
•Does not like music
Me:
•Can speak
•Fuzzy
•Loves carrots
•Pretty much cat god
•Mama of everyone
•Other things addict
•Friend to dogs
•Can play games cuz I’m not a pussy!
•No collar
•Hats
•Collects rubber duckies
•Likes music
•Can’t speak
•Fluffy
•Don’t eat carrots (probably)
•Catnip addicts
•Can’t play games because they don’t have thumbs
•Collects dead things
•Does not like music
Me:
•Can speak
•Fuzzy
•Loves carrots
•Pretty much cat god
•Mama of everyone
•Other things addict
•Friend to dogs
•Can play games cuz I’m not a pussy!
•No collar
•Hats
•Collects rubber duckies
•Likes music