What separates me from others

[Mama Dizzys]

Normal cats:
•Can’t speak
•Fluffy
•Don’t eat carrots (probably)
•Catnip addicts
•Can’t play games because they don’t have thumbs
•Collects dead things
•Does not like music

Me:
•Can speak
•Fuzzy
•Loves carrots
•Pretty much cat god
•Mama of everyone
•Other things addict
•Friend to dogs
•Can play games cuz I’m not a pussy!
•No collar
•Hats
•Collects rubber duckies
•Likes music

 

[BigOnYa]

•No collar

Frontline or Flea baths? Lol jk
If you like my felines, you sleep all day then up all night running around house and playing, waking me up thinking there's a burgalar...

 

[Vila_]

cat 2.0

 

[hippy dave]

What things are you addicted to? Have you actually tried catnip, in case it's better than you thought?

 

[Mama Dizzys]

What things are you addicted to? Have you actually tried catnip, in case it's better than you thought?

I have not tried catnip
But it probably wouldn't go well seeing how I have an extremely addictive personality

Also I can't afford it :'3

 

[hippy dave]

I have not tried catnip
But it probably wouldn't go well seeing how I have an extremely addictive personality

Also I can't afford it :'3

Maybe you could grow it.

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Just buy a cat on the dark web, like this one

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Just buy a cat on the dark web, like this one

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