What happened to Bonemonkey?

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Talaria, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. Talaria
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    It seems like only yesterday....exactly 41hrs and 1 minutes ago the last post by Bonemonkey was made. As I logged on to GBAtemp my spine tingled like a cold, frosty moon. I knew something was wrong as my Bonemonkey senses tingled. GBAtemp seemed stark and obtuse. Not a single flame war was burning bright...er....in the night. Something was off like a boy with out a Linki, like bacon without a smell. I soon realised that a prominent figure from the lower hierarchy had dissapeared. Suddenly a vision struck me from a shouting cardboard box filling me in on the details. It all seemed too real to me as if a "See what i did there" slowpoke had been cast as a main character in major motion film.

    And then I woke up...

    I then wondered what had happended to Bonemonkey, its not as if he had been punished for purposely creating a thread filled with burning flames and given a suspension or anything [​IMG].

    I like to think he found a nice urine soaked cardboard box in the sky, and he lives on with us in our hearts and in our ever testing minds.

    So what j00 waiting for

    Speculate!!







    and then I woke up....
     
  2. Orc

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    Here's my genius speculation:
    Bonemonkey got banned and can't post anymore.
     
  3. kikuchiyo

    kikuchiyo 大阪に生まれた男

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    What happened to Bonemonkey:

    Childhood trauma?
     
  4. Orc

    Orc ‎(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

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    No. He got banned and can't post anymore.
     
  5. science

    science science rules

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    suspended cause he hates macs

    expect to see him soon
     
  6. adgloride

    adgloride Its A Wii Wario

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    He ran out of spam to post [​IMG]
     
  7. Ducky

    Ducky QUACKJECTION!

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    Meh.. I actually didn't love bone monkey , He was sorta okay..

    Bone Monkey is not here.


    Meh.. Sad , I love monkeys.
     
  8. Westside

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    EPIC! [​IMG]
     
  9. JPH

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    He's suspended for a couple days.
     
  10. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    th' south
    BoneMonkey will return in The Bacon What Loved Me.
     
  11. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    Starring BoneMonkey as BoneMonkey, and mthrnite as evil Count Bacon.
     
  12. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Dude, use the
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  13. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  14. notnarb

    notnarb Not narbing it up

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    Bonemonkey is attending the funeral of his long lost grandmother... Cronemonkey
     
  15. Bruinbaard

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  16. BORTZ

    BORTZ You get a hat, and YOU get a hat!

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    his pants were stolen by the same dog that stole Ace Gunmans.
     
  17. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    He actually swallowed one of his jokes and died slowly and painfully.
     
  18. Gus122000

    Gus122000 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    Bonemonkey was walking down a dark road and then a Butt Pirate......oh i can't go on......:'(
     
  19. Legend

    Legend .missing

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    I heard that he lost his "bone" prefix, and now only goes by the name "Monkey".
    How sad.