Vipera's test

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  1. Vipera
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    I have received a fuckton of email about this, but here it is.​

    ***The Vipera's Test***


    Answer this test, and I will write a short bio of you, based from the Vipera's test. The Vipera's test is 100% spot-on with a margin of error so tiny that you

    FAQ

    Is this the Vipera test?
    No, this is not the Vipera test. This is the Vipera's test

    How does the point system work?
    It's simple: Yes = 1 point; No = 0 points; Any other answer = 1 banana


    What if I pick maybe?

    Uncertainty is banned from this thread. It's either yes or no

    Weren't you going to leave for a long time?
    Wrong user, but nice reference there. Vipera loves u


    BANNED FROM THIS TEST:
    - Uncertainty
    - TotalInsanity4

    - All the people with multiple accounts
    - Girls
    - Windows 95

    - Closeted furries (the real deal can participate as long as they have a furfag sona as avatar and start the post with "OwO what's this?")
    - Yugioh competitive players
    - The guy who dubbed Shrek in Shrek
    - Anybody who stumbled upon this thread from Google, Duckduckgo or Yahoo (Ecosia is fine)
    - Hipsters (using Ecosia does not make you a hipster)
    - The Denver Broncos (current year and from 1998)
    - Windows 10's upgrade (Windows 10 is fine as long as it's March)

    - People who don't celebrate Christmas

    - People who don't know who I am (unless they wore a hat the day before taking the test and drank at least 0.33l of water the week before)

    DISCLAIMER

    I am not responsible for anything happening to you. Unless it's a good thing, then you can donate here -> Buy me junk food


    DISCLAIMER 2

    I AM **NOT** A STAPLER



    fIRST rOUND


    - Apple or orange?
    - Do you like waffles?
    - Are you excited?
    - Would you like to win an iPhone from one of those banners on the internet?
    - Have you ever taken any of the previous tests made from Vipera?
    - Do you own a museum?
    - Were you sad today?
    - Do you like pink noise?
    - What's all the fuss about?

    - Answer this riddle: People who annoy you (answer is N_GGERS)
    - How many references were made so far?
    - What games do you play right now?
    - Tell me about your life so far in exactly 69 words


    SECOND ROUND

    = WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME IN ELF LANGUAGE?
    = WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR FROM ANY MOVIE YOU PIRATED?
    = WHAT'S YOUR ALTERNATIVE NICKNAME


























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  2. Vipera
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    FIRST RESULTS

    @iAqua you hate Apple with all your heart. In fact, you'd rather get an Android instead. By 2020, your household will be full of Microsoft products. By 2025, you will apply for a job in a Microsoft related sector. By 2026 you will participate to a scandal due to your daughter having an iPad, and by scandal I mean "whiny little fanboys on youtube" with their scandal video about you reaching one hundred views.
    You like music, but you would never declare your feelings for her. You also like oranges because they remind you of that magical summer night of 2004, where you unboxed your first Charizard foil. You will live a full life as long as you don't set up for shitty sharewares.

    @VinsCool You did not start the post with "OwO what's this". The content of these results will be redacted until you fix this mess.

    @H1B1Esquire you are a very straight-forward person. You like sending people to their destination after telling them how much they suck. This is why, by 2029, you will become a staffer of GBATemp and you will found an associated website, the Temp Nudes. By 2040 you will experience technical difficulties due to the porn industry lobby cutting down your internet by revenge, as no one is visiting other porn websites anymore. You will eventually go to sleep, but not before shouting I LOVE NAGGERS.
    You are american, but you don't like your president much. Have you tried talking to him about it? Maybe hit the phone and start with something like "yo dude, we need to talk". But don't sound like a girl in distress or he'll laugh his ass off and tell you to go to Disneyland. You are also secretly in love with one of the temps here, but I will keep that information redacted.
    You will find true love when your postman apologizes to you for hitting your doorbell too hard.
     
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  4. VinsCool

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  5. H1B1Esquire

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    Void my warranty--I've got a receipt and the number to customer service.


    - Apple or orange? Yes, Orange.
    - Do you like waffles? No, Pancake+preserves+ice cream+syrup+butter sandwiches.
    - Are you excited? Yes, playing BotW.
    - Would you like to win an iPhone from one of those banners on the internet? No, too many phones.
    - Have you ever taken any of the previous tests made from Vipera? Yes, everything is a test.
    - Do you own a museum? Yes, Museum of Open-air.
    - Were you sad today? Yes, couldn't play BotW in my sleep.
    - Do you like pink noise? Yes, but only female pink noise.
    - What's all the fuss about? Yes, the hubbub.

    - Answer this riddle: People who annoy you (answer is N_GGERS) Yes, Naggers.
    - How many references were made so far? Yes, Eleven references.
    - What games do you play right now? Yes, BotW.
    - Tell me about your life so far in exactly 69 words: Yes, there is an ocean between us as I speak. The Sun, the Moon, the clouds cast their gaze down. Illusion of eluding an allusion made by an illusive illusionist. Manifested mirage manufactured in my mirror masked by mist. Witty words written with a wistful wish of a wound. Engrossing engagements encompassing every evil in existence entertaining any eye; thankful there are things that thoroughly teach thoughts through touch. For you, a Date tree in the desert, from me.


    SECOND ROUND

    = WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME IN ELF LANGUAGE? Yes, Shalla Zoltal.
    = WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR FROM ANY MOVIE YOU PIRATED? Yes, chair from The Devil's Chair (2007).
    = WHAT'S YOUR ALTERNATIVE NICKNAME? Yes, Someone.
     
  6. Vipera
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    ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REPLIED SO FAR WILL GET THEIR BIO BEFORE THE: 10th March 00:00 UTC

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  7. Boogieboo6

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    -Apple or orange?
    Apples, because they don't make me sticky.
    - Do you like waffles?
    Yes I like waffles.
    - Are you excited?
    No
    - Would you like to win an iPhone from one of those banners on the internet?
    Nope, they'll be filled with mayonnaise.
    - Have you ever taken any of the previous tests made from Vipera?
    Nopearoni
    - Do you own a museum?
    I wish
    - Were you sad today?
    Yes, very.
    - Do you like pink noise?
    It's the best kind of noise :creep:
    - What's all the fuss about?
    Zelda BOTW
    - Answer this riddle: People who annoy you (answer is N_GGERS)
    NAGGERS
    - How many references were made so far?
    A small loan of a million
    - What games do you play right now?
    Resident Evil 7, Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3, Fire Emblem Heroes
    - Tell me about your life so far in exactly 69 words
    It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. I came into Manhattan, and I had to pay him back. And I had to pay him back with interest. But I came into Manhattan. I started buying up properties, and I did great. But $1 million isn’t very much compared to what I built up.

    = WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME IN ELF LANGUAGE? Link Link
    = WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR FROM ANY MOVIE YOU PIRATED? The one with the spots
    = WHAT'S YOUR ALTERNATIVE NICKNAME Mario Mario

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  9. Vipera
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    ALL THE SUBMISSIONS PUT SO FAR WILL BE ANSWERED IN 180 HOURS​
     
  10. Lilith Valentine

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  11. Vipera
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    I will make a test just for girls if I get enough pms

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  13. mgrev

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    fIRST rOUND


    - Apple or orange? - Yes
    - Do you like waffles? - Yes
    - Are you excited? - No
    - Would you like to win an iPhone from one of those banners on the internet? - Fuck iPhones
    - Have you ever taken any of the previous tests made from Vipera? - No
    - Do you own a museum? - No
    - Were you sad today? - Yes. All day Every day
    - Do you like pink noise? - The fuck is that?
    - What's all the fuss about? - I have no idea.

    - Answer this riddle: People who annoy you (answer is N_GGERS) - Idiots
    - How many references were made so far? No
    - What games do you play right now? Yes
    - Tell me about your life so far in exactly 69 words

    I am from norway. I play a lot of video-games, like Borderlands 2 and CS: GO. I am sad all the time, i hate my parents. I also hate my life. I don’t have a switch. I like ice-cream. I’m 15 years old. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I browse 4chan (aka is retarded), I’m just a fucking mistake. Also i american pancaces are thicc as fuck.



    SECOND ROUND

    = WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME IN ELF LANGUAGE? Emanuel Desperados
    = WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR FROM ANY MOVIE YOU PIRATED? That space-chair from The Martian
    = WHAT'S YOUR ALTERNATIVE NICKNAME TheMgrev


























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