[Tutorial] How to grow wings

[Deleted User]

Step 1: Kill a bird

Step 2: Mix it's blood with red wine in a 1:1 ratio

Step 3: Take the mixture to Mumbo Jumbo and request his blessings

Step 4: Drink up

 

[PossiblyOne]

10/10 tutorial.

 

[drenal]

What if we're under the legal drinking age?

 

[PossiblyOne]

What if we're under the legal drinking age?

you break the law

 

[Filo97]

you break the law

What if someone cursed us to be unable to break the law and we are under the legal drinking age?

 

[evandixon]

What if someone cursed us to be unable to break the law and we are under the legal drinking age?

Hire lobbyists to petition Congress to change the law.

 

[drenal]

Hire lobbyists to petition Congress to change the law.

What if Congress doesn't change the law?

 

[evandixon]

What if Congress doesn't change the law?

They will if you add along some riders that benefit each congressman's constituents.

 

[drenal]

They will if you add along some riders that benefit each congressman's constituents.

Sweet. But what if the tutorial doesn't work?

 

[evandixon]

Sweet. But what if the tutorial doesn't work?

Oh it'll work. Unless there's honest people in charge. Then you'll have to move on to some sort of bribery. If that doesn't work, declare independence and have your new government legalize drinking.

 

[Subtle Demise]

Drink Red Bull

 

[drenal]

Oh it'll work. Unless there's honest people in charge. Then you'll have to move on to some sort of bribery. If that doesn't work, declare independence and have your new government legalize drinking.

But what if I can't declare independence?

 

[evandixon]

But what if I can't declare independence?

Why can't you?

 

[drenal]

Why can't you?

I never said I couldn't. But would me being a minor affect that in any way?

 

[evandixon]

I never said I couldn't. But would me being a minor affect that in any way?

Not after you declare independence. Just know that most governments won't take too kindly to this, so you might have to defend yourself from the war they'll declare.

 

[drenal]

Not after you declare independence. Just know that most governments won't take too kindly to this, so you might have to defend yourself from the war they'll declare.

I don't have any way to defend myself

 

[evandixon]

I don't have any way to defend myself

Once you have wings, you won't have to fight, you can just fly away.

 

[drenal]

Once you have wings, you won't have to fight, you can just fly away.

But they have jet fighters.

 

[evandixon]

But they have jet fighters.

Once you have wings you can hide in another country, one the government wouldn't dare attack with jet fighters. And because you have wings and you can come in like a bird, the country in which you hide probably won't even notice.

 

[drenal]

Once you have wings you can hide in another country, one the government wouldn't dare attack with jet fighters. And because you have wings and you can come in like a bird, the country in which you hide probably won't even notice.

They wouldn't notice that some guy has wings?