Things to buy and make the cashier go "WTF?"

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  1. epicelite
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    3 things to buy and make the cashier go "WTF?"

    RULES:

    1) 3-5 Items or less!
    2) Must be things you could actually get at one location. (different stores in a mall do not count.)

    EX:...

    Condoms
    Rope
    Candy

    Now it's your turn! [​IMG]
     


  2. B-Blue

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  3. ShakeBunny

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    Nope
    Ok here's mine.

    -a kiddie pool (one of those little plactic ones)
    -a few bags of dirt
    -a few large bottles of water
    -two bikinis

    All can be purchased at Wal-Mart. [​IMG]
     
  4. MicShadow

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    This was on /b/ the other night. Tsk tsk not original
     
  5. epicelite
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    Who said I had to be original?
     
  6. MicShadow

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    Fair point

    -breadstick
    -bike lock
    -blank tapes
     
  7. shaunj66

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    - Cucumber
    - Baby oil
    - Toilet roll
    - Disposable camera
     
  8. agentgamma

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    Condoms
    Playboy and
    Scissors
     
  9. jalaneme

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    a dildo, i'm suprised no one said this yet lol
    a gun
     
  10. xalphax

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    1 x new computer game

    2 x spindles with 100 dvd-r's
     
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  12. DokiDoki98

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  13. epicelite
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    [​IMG]
     
  14. ENDscape

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  15. Veho

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    -bottle of Coke,
    -pack of Mentos,
    -enema bulb.



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  16. skawo96

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    - ROPE
    - LAMP OIL
    - BOMBZ
    - [​IMG]
     
  17. Szyslak

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    - kiddie pool
    - bag of live goldfish
    - archery set
    - beginner's taxidermy kit w/ mounting plaques
     
  18. Psyfira

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    - Italian cookbook
    - Tinned tomatoes
    - Spagetti
    - Cat food
     
  19. epicelite
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    Large pet carrier
    Dog food
    Anal lube
     
  20. Defiance

    Defiance oh my god.. it's full of trading cards...

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    Come in wearing a butcher's outfit, buy a cat, and a whole bunch of knives! [​IMG]