Things to buy and make the cashier go "WTF?"

[epicelite]

3 things to buy and make the cashier go "WTF?"

RULES:

1) 3-5 Items or less!
2) Must be things you could actually get at one location. (different stores in a mall do not count.)

EX:...

Condoms
Rope
Candy

Now it's your turn!

 

[B-Blue]

rope, shovel, and a knife

 

[ShakeBunny]

Ok here's mine.

-a kiddie pool (one of those little plactic ones)
-a few bags of dirt
-a few large bottles of water
-two bikinis

All can be purchased at Wal-Mart.

 

[MicShadow]

This was on /b/ the other night. Tsk tsk not original

 

[epicelite]

This was on /b/ the other night. Tsk tsk not original

Who said I had to be original?

 

[MicShadow]

This was on /b/ the other night. Tsk tsk not original

Who said I had to be original?

Fair point

-breadstick
-bike lock
-blank tapes

 

[shaunj66]

- Cucumber
- Baby oil
- Toilet roll
- Disposable camera

 

[agentgamma]

Condoms
Playboy and
Scissors

 

[jalaneme]

a dildo, i'm suprised no one said this yet lol
a gun

 

[xalphax]

1 x new computer game

2 x spindles with 100 dvd-r's

 

[xcalibur]

a dildo, i'm suprised no one said this yet lol
a gun

You completely missed the point.

QUOTE(xalphax @ Jan 6 2009, 12:32 PM) 1 x new computer game

2 x spindles with 100 dvd-r's

Best one yet xD

- A newly released games console
- A hammer
- A videocamera

 

[DokiDoki98]

whipped cream
cake
condoms

 

[epicelite]

1 x new computer game

2 x spindles with 100 dvd-r's

 

[ENDscape]

1) Mentos
2) Coke
3) A magazine that will make a friend read standing up until i get ready to fire.

 

[Veho]

-bottle of Coke,
-pack of Mentos,
-enema bulb.

 

[skawo96]

- ROPE
- LAMP OIL
- BOMBZ
-

 

[Szyslak]

- kiddie pool
- bag of live goldfish
- archery set
- beginner's taxidermy kit w/ mounting plaques

 

[Psyfira]

- Italian cookbook
- Tinned tomatoes
- Spagetti
- Cat food

 

[epicelite]

Large pet carrier
Dog food
Anal lube

 

[Defiance]

Come in wearing a butcher's outfit, buy a cat, and a whole bunch of knives!