Cheese whip
Duct tape
Pencil sharpener
House
Buffalo
Step 1. Fasten Cheese whip to pencil shapener to create spiral like swirls. (FUEL)
Step 2. Attach house to cheese whip with duct tape. (Transportation)
Step 3. Somehow, place buffalo in house. (Passenger)
Step 4. Let the cheese gooooooooo....uuuda. (BAD PUN)
Step 5. Give your self a pat on the back because you just saved a buffalo from becoming anymore endangered than it already is! (Environmentally Friendly)