Things that make you go WTF

[Sora de Eclaune]

Post things that happen in your life that make you go WTF.

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Our dog bit the mailman yesterday while he was bringing a large package up to the door. It wasn't seriously, it was more playful biting. No skin was broken or anything. The mailman reacted by patting my head and calling the dog a good duck.

This happens at least twice a week. I think the mailman and the dog are out to confuse me to death.

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Chell swears up and down that she doesn't understand how R4s and ROMs work, but I constantly find new games on the Micro SD. The games are usually to her preference and don't stay on the Micro SD for long. Today I found a game with a very suggestive icon and the name 'Sluts and HoBags 3: The thickening'. When I selected the game, it was Pokemon White. There was a saved file where the character was named 'click this'. I clicked that and decided to check everything. The pokemon were named, in this order, "CAT" "SHIT" "IN" "YOUR" "ROOM" "KTHXBAI". I haven't seen Chell since I last let her borrow my R4. There was no poo in my room, either. We also don't have a cat.

 

[AlanJohn]

I was watching my favorite Latino Midget Bi-sexual porn and then I saw my grandpa's ghost crying looking at me as I was wanking.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

I was watching my favorite Latino Midget Bi-sexual porn and then I saw my grandpa's ghost crying looking at me as I was wanking.

Same thing happened to me the other day!

 

[The Catboy]

Watching Sgt. Frog.

 

[1234turtles]

robot chicken

 

[Rayder]

Messing around on the net, looking at the time and realizing its 4AM. That's been happening a lot to me lately. I feel like I was only on for a couple hours, but like 8 hours went by.....like I went through a time warp or something. That makes me go WTF.

 

[Ace]

My avatar.....

 

[koimayeul]

my little niece playing barbie and the 12 princess on my ps2 for the 20th times and still not fed up

 

[Xuphor]

Bleh, nevermind this

 

[SinHarvest24]

Capcom cancelling MML3.

 

[pistone]

a great anime with japanese subtitles and voice : my thoughts

why d and s in japanese both

then

 

[Ikki]

My mother's mind.

 

[shamiko_]

when you realise after watching anime with subs that English dubs suck

 

[machomuu]

Rin.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

A friend just recounted a tale about their gerbil's poop.

 

[Ace]

My laptop sounds like a tea kettle.

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

My laptop sounds like a tea kettle.

Mine used to do that until I had it checked and they found a bunch of bugs cooking inside it. (they got in from the fan part)

 

[pistone]

Ace Faith avatar

 

[koimayeul]

when i find corn in my turd although i not had any chilli