Things people say right before they make fools of themselves:

[CeeDee]

"I'm not racist, buuuuuuttt...."

 

[Veho]

"I have an idea on how to hack console XYZ, would this work?"

 

[Pleng]

"I'm not being funny but..."

"There's nothing worse than..." (usually said preceding something relatively trival in the grand scheme of the world)

 

[Veho]

"I'm gonna start an EoF thread."

 

[Flame]

"I'm a hacker. I've hacked my DSi, 3DS, PS2, PS3, PS4, PSP, Vita, Wii, Wii U. can you help me hack my latest console which is on firmware....."

 

[IncredulousP]

"Help"

 

[the_randomizer]

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"

Yeah, thanks, George Orwell

 

[Veho]

"Let me just check my Facebook for a bit..."

 

[Humanity]

Where did my posts go?

 

[x65943]

"I'll probably get banned for this, but..."

 

[VinsCool]

"No offence, but..."