The "Your Mother Is So Fat" Game

[Mangofett]

Yo mommas so fat that when she went to a restaurant and got a menu all she said was "okay!"

 

[jesuschristmonke]

Yo mama got one leg and works at IHOP.

 

[OSW]

Your mama's so fat, by the time she got in the car it had run out of petrol.

 

[iPikachu]

your mother's so fat that when she stood on the weighing scale it showed your handphone number

 

[OSW]

Your mama's so fat that when she tries to walk, she only moves backwards.

 

[supermodchips]

Your mothers so fat that she has satelites in orbit around her.

 

[Brian117]

Your mom is so fat that she can circle your prices of modchips 0 times.

 

[Hadrian]

So the prices are low?

 

[Brian117]

Fix'd. Good find.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Your momma's so fat she has her own airplane fleet to carry her.

 

[Brian117]

...

 

[Mangofett]

Yo mommas so dumb and fat she got mistaken for a spambot on gbatemp

 

[Cablephish]

Yo mama so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!!

 

[mucus]

Your momma is so fat that she squeezed all the monkies out of a sony!

 

[Deleted User]

Yo mama so fat, she´s blocking the ports for portable mIRC!

 

[Gore]

Yo momma so hairy, the only language she speak is wookie

 

[jesuschristmonke]

Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard turn Left.

 

[GustavoBacci]

Yo mama is so fat that she got her own video on you tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I

 

[Isaiah]

Yo mama is so fat she had to buy all the tickets in the cinema to watch a film.

 

[toh_yxes]

im not really for ur momma's so fat. but here's some different ones -
Your mum is so fat the ocean only just fits her as a bathtub.
Your mum is so dumb she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
Your mum is so fat that the Big Bang was actually one of her farts.