Well, less than a week from many of us firing up our clients of choice to download the next iteration of the Smash Bros series and rabid fans (and fanboys) are firing up left right and center. Not particually fond of this event but it does bring a smile to my face to think of one thing. Almost everybody is excited for Brawl. A little of each of nintendo's franchises have been tossed into the game with the upmost attention and care given to every little detail. Now the thing is, many people are having problems passing the time!
So, here are some ways to pass the time!
Nintendo Wii Owners
Play through Super Mario Galaxy as Luigi! NTSC Console owners: Play No More Heroes. Play Smash Bros Melee.
Give NiGHTS a shot. Try Sonic and The Secret Rings. Throw the Sonic and The Secret Rings dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself.
Xbox 360 Owners
BURNOUT PARADISE (that's what I'm doing!). Eternal Sonata. Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4 on live. Mass Effect. Assassin's Creed. DOWNLOAD REZ HD TOMORROW! Play Sonic The Hedgehog. Throw the Sonic The Hedgehog dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself.
PS3 Owners
Play a ported 360 Game (KIDDING, although look at the 360 list for some fine multiplatform games!). Play Uncharted. Play your old God of War games. Play the GTHD Demo for the millionth time. Missed this on the 360 list but I'll let you PS3 owners have this one: Play the Orange Box. Play UT3. Play Sonic The Hedgehog. Throw the Sonic The Hedgehog dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself. Install Linux.
PC Owners
Play N. Play Saturn's NiGHTS in an emulator. Call of Duty 4. The Orange Box (TF2 Online). Play UT3. Play Crysis. Fail to play Crysis online. Install Windows Vista. Throw the Windows Vista dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself (with porn!). Install Linux.
DS Owners
Too many good games to name. Just play them.
PSP Owners
Play Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness. That should keep you busy for a good long ass while. FF Tactics for those that only play SRPGs with Final Fantasy Characters.
And last but not least, a bit of torture for the road.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30051.html
So, here are some ways to pass the time!
Nintendo Wii Owners
Play through Super Mario Galaxy as Luigi! NTSC Console owners: Play No More Heroes. Play Smash Bros Melee.
Give NiGHTS a shot. Try Sonic and The Secret Rings. Throw the Sonic and The Secret Rings dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself.
Xbox 360 Owners
BURNOUT PARADISE (that's what I'm doing!). Eternal Sonata. Halo 3 or Call of Duty 4 on live. Mass Effect. Assassin's Creed. DOWNLOAD REZ HD TOMORROW! Play Sonic The Hedgehog. Throw the Sonic The Hedgehog dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself.
PS3 Owners
Play a ported 360 Game (KIDDING, although look at the 360 list for some fine multiplatform games!). Play Uncharted. Play your old God of War games. Play the GTHD Demo for the millionth time. Missed this on the 360 list but I'll let you PS3 owners have this one: Play the Orange Box. Play UT3. Play Sonic The Hedgehog. Throw the Sonic The Hedgehog dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself. Install Linux.
PC Owners
Play N. Play Saturn's NiGHTS in an emulator. Call of Duty 4. The Orange Box (TF2 Online). Play UT3. Play Crysis. Fail to play Crysis online. Install Windows Vista. Throw the Windows Vista dvd in the garbage or shredder. Fondle yourself (with porn!). Install Linux.
DS Owners
Too many good games to name. Just play them.
PSP Owners
Play Disgaea: Afternoon of Darkness. That should keep you busy for a good long ass while. FF Tactics for those that only play SRPGs with Final Fantasy Characters.
And last but not least, a bit of torture for the road.
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/30051.html
