the ladiez in this site have sexeh!

[Koumori_Knight]

This thread is to apologize for my ill fated no women on teh interwebz thread.
BTW you don't have sexeh if you are under 18....you have platonic cuteness.

 

[monkat]

....such a charmer.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Erm.....you are a hairy chested guy.....so um.....*pats monkat on the back and steps away slowly*

 

[monkat]

Just cuz I'm not a woman (with a flat hairy, sexy, chest) doesn't mean that I can't identify a facepalm moment. This thread has a good intention, but just fails all-together.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Perhaps that was the point, a little self satire......you know, ladies love guys who are confident enough to laugh at themselves.

 

[monkat]

Yeah...
1. You're not laughing at yourself, I'm laughing at you.
2. The girls on the temp aren't looking at you as a potential lover. Trust me.

 

[Schizoanalysis]

ladies love guys who are confident enough to laugh at themselves.

And how, exactly, do you know this?

 

[Koumori_Knight]

1: yes I am.
2: So? Just because I'm single does not mean that I'm looking, besides....there are dating sites that have lots of geeky girls on it, e.g gk2gk.com.

 

[monkat]

there are dating sites that have lots of geeky girls on it, e.g gk2gk.com.

There's your problem. Dating sites. Pick up girls in real life, it's a lot more fun, trust me.

I'll give you some advice (and you can trust me - I'm this close to having two [completely knowledgeable about the situation] girlfriends at once - just posting this to brag

, and look at me - I'm not exactly a looker). When you and a girl are just sitting there in the vicinity of each other, and there's really nothing else happening, say hi. Novel idea, I know, but something tells me you haven't tried it. If she retorts and is like "Uh...hi? What do you want?", back off, if she says hi back, start a conversation. "Math class is boring" "What's your name?" "I like to post stupid things on GBAtemp".

Girls are people too, you know, they feel the exact same way you do when you're calm - just pretend you're picking yourself up.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

ladies love guys who are confident enough to laugh at themselves.

And how, exactly, do you know this?

I know this because, many women tell me this and many dating books written by women say this.
Nevermind that, that is the kind of woman I want, one who appreciates a confidant man and is confidant in herself.

 

[Schizoanalysis]

that is the kind of woman I want, one who appreciates a confidant man and is confidant in herself.

Surely, instead, do you mean the kind of woman who falls for the line "the ladiez in this site have sexeh!, every last one!"

 

[monkat]

that is the kind of woman I want, one who appreciates a confidant man and is confidant in herself.

Surely, instead, do you mean the kind of woman who falls for the line "the ladiez in this site have sexeh!, every last one!"

Hahaha, I wish I thought of that - I love you.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

there are dating sites that have lots of geeky girls on it, e.g gk2gk.com.

There's your problem. Dating sites. Pick up girls in real life, it's a lot more fun, trust me.

I'll give you some advice (and you can trust me - I'm this close to having two [completely knowledgeable about the situation] girlfriends at once - just posting this to brag

, and look at me - I'm not exactly a looker). When you and a girl are just sitting there in the vicinity of each other, and there's really nothing else happening, say hi. Novel idea, I know, but something tells me you haven't tried it. If she retorts and is like "Uh...hi? What do you want?", back off, if she says hi back, start a conversation. "Math class is boring" "What's your name?" "I like to post stupid things on GBAtemp".

Girls are people too, you know, they feel the exact same way you do when you're calm - just pretend you're picking yourself up.

I never said I actually use said dating site....I actually think that they are dangerously stupid, just like internet boy/girlfriend things....

QUOTE(Koumori_Knight @ Sep 10 2010, 09:27 AM)

that is the kind of woman I want, one who appreciates a confidant man and is confidant in herself.

Surely, instead, do you mean the kind of woman who falls for the line "the ladiez in this site have sexeh!, every last one!"

Self satire, ever heard of it? I would never dream of using any kind of pickup line to begin with.
I posted a stupid thread earlier, and decided to make fun of it in the same style.
(do I have to start placing disclaimers at the top of every thread I start on the EOF?)

 

[Uzumakijl]

This thread is

SERIOUS BUSINESS™

 

[Gore]

Yeah...
1. You're not laughing at yourself, I'm laughing at you.
2. The girls on the temp aren't looking at you as a potential lover. Trust me.

implying girls on gbatemp are datable

scoff

 

[Koumori_Knight]

Oh for fu*ks sake people! The girls are dateable,they aren't dateable--I don't care, there are girls in my part of the world....I don't need to look for one here.

 

[monkat]

Then why are you?

 

[Schizoanalysis]

implying girls on gbatemp are datable

scoff

and the boys?


scoff

 

[monkat]

To be honest, a lot of people are pretty good looking on the temp, guys and girls, just have to sort through the old, young, and ugly.

 

[Koumori_Knight]

I'm not, all I am doing is making right a stupid thing that I posted earlier.