Are you fucking sick or something?

JuanMena

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I don't know man, I mean... I definitely have a problem with Women. I'm too addicted to real human females with thicc thighs, questionable beliefs, cute pussies and good breath.

But then I also admit missing that stupidly smexy, fake, and half-french Nocto, and today was thinking about making my own online imaginary friend @Noctosquare to have someone to send porn through DMs. Noctosquare would be like Noctosphere but smarter and actually likeable. Kinda like... kinda like what p1ngpong is to us mere mortals.

Noctosquare and I would be talking about making a plan to attract Cuban girls with food or something. And to complete the loneliness in my heart, create someone like Veho. But called Vehorny and instead of having Kyle meddling around, we would have Kevin, and we'd be hunting grills in a Combi with SfapHornyGamer, FoolMe and Impizza and Tomato456.

If you don't want to admit yourself, you can post a pic of a Gothicc.
We all would love to see one around here again.
Anyway, the fuck is wrong with you? At least turn off the fucking Ad-Blocker. GBATEMP did it before it was cool.

Combi would be named ManuelaScrackHead and we'd definitely have candy.
 
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Hello there, and have this flower on behalf of my church. Do you have a few moments to talk about how Jesus saves lives?
Do you have time to think about how religion is not a way of life; rather, something more creative for a hobby?
 
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Have you thought of something else to do in your life than thinking of feet?
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His other options are thinking about p1ngpong, or thinking about a banana with glove and condom. 😂😂😂
when you combine all three, you get juan not leaving his room for a month, and lots of tissue
 

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