""In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire:"
Fearless Leader:
t "brb" shu
Second in command specialist in who-knows-what:
iTech
Communications specialist:
jimmy j
Heavy weapons specialist:
lagman
Sexy special guest:
HelloKitty
Together, they fight the evil
Bone "i want my apologie between two breads" Monkey.