The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted. A polar ice cap falls on you, starting another ice age whilst crushing you

I wish I would stop getting these stupid "Slingshot" ads on this website

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You start getting scam websites instead.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

 

[nxwing]

Granted. You're not hungry anymore but you're too full and you had to spend the rest of your life in the toilet rempving what's inside.

I wish I don't miss the kewl stuff.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You miss the cool stuff instead.
I wish we didn't have this stupid "teach yourself" thing happening at school

 

[migles]

Granted. You miss the cool stuff instead.
I wish we didn't have this stupid "teach yourself" thing happening at school

granted. teachers now teach you how to do basic stuff like dress and how to use a bathroom or how to watch porn.

i wish i had friends

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You are my friend But I live so far away.

I wish I wasn't late.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted. It is now later

I wish I stop eating my fingers

 

[SammyPoke]

Granted! But then you'd start eating your toes.

I wish they still aired - Viva Piñata

 

[nxwing]

Granted. But you don't have a TV.

I wish I wasn't a lazy fag

 

[Deleted User]

Granted! Now you're straight and lazy.

I wish I was awesome.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you are also full of awe. Meaning you are awful

I wish it was tomorrow.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted! The world ends tomorrow.
I wish I had more money.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. The world ends tomorrow.

I wish the world doesn't really end tomorrow

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. The world ends with you.
I wish I wasn't so good at references.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You suck at references.

I wish to do really well on my exam tomorrow.

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. The world ends tomorrow again. Right after your exams.

I wish I could find a geeky yet professionally tinted wallpaper for my computer

 

[Deleted User]

Granted! But you accidentally get a trojan too.
I wish I had a Wii U.

 

[keven3477]

granted but you never buy a game for it
I wish there were more new wii u games

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but they all suck and are horrendously overpriced.
I wish I didn't have shitty posture.

 

[keven3477]

granted, you become operated at painfully to fix your posture
I wish I didnt lose my wiiu gamepad charger