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The Beginner's Guide to Penises
Question: What the heck is a penis?
-A penis (plural penises, penes) is a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates. It is a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
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GBAtemp's Porn Section
Are you looking for something with an affordable budget? A penis with many good and essential features? Look no further!
-Good support.
-Uses a unique size
-Decent quality
-Easy to use
-Abundance of features.
-Auto Anti-STD Capabilities
-High compatibility
Price Range: $11-$13
Comments: This penis is good if you have a small budget to buy with. It has good features and a good group of women in search of.
Artificial Penis (Dildo)
Are you looking for a rock solid penis that is simple and easy to use? Scared of fancy positions? This is the choice for you!
-"Great" support teams
-Simple Interface
-Decent features
-A tad pricey
-Good ROM compatibility
Price Range: $30-$40
Cartridge Types: Cyclo DSi, Cyclo DS
Comments: Sadly, it's a tad overpriced in this day and time. Most models sell for about $30, but this guy can easily go for $40, and has less features. I'd wait on this one.
Futanari Penis
Are you a cheapo? Do you want a VERY barebones penis that is extremely cheap? Here you go!
-VERY cheap
-OK Size
-Good quality build
-Has clones, be careful!
-Barebones, missing crucial features.
-Yucky interface.
-Also uses YSMenu
Price Range: $5-$8
Types: Pre-Op, Natural
Comments: I'd personally not get this penis. Even though it has good support, I just abhor the interface, even with the body. If you want a cheap penis for a very young sibling, this will do the job. You get what you paid for.
Child Penis
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Do you want a penis with simple features and a Slot Emulator? Don't want to spend as much as the Futa?
-Popular Interface
-Cheaper than others
-Emulator for certain slots
-Never Too Large
-Sketchy support
-Good Compatibility
-Simple to use
Price Range: $25-$28
Comments: It's a decent penis that you can pay a decent amount for. It has a simple interface, and has more features than some other penises. Only downside to the Child Penis is that the team is rarely active.
Question and Answer- Have Something to Ask? I'll Answer It!
Do you plan to write about 3D Penises?
-As of now, I don't know. If we get a lot of them, count on it.
You suck at making guides.
-Sorry, try elsewhere then.
If I have $X, what can I buy?
-Look at the features, and the price tags on each series. Pick what you want.
Is there a best penis out at the moment?
-I would say the Artificial Penis at the time... it has a lot of good stuff with it.
What's with the clone mess?
-The OPG (Original Penis Group) died in 2008 because Japan ousted the official team. Now, a lot of clones are trying to earn some cash. Don't be fooled, ask if you are unsure!
What is a clone?
-In my eyes, a clone is something that is a replica of another. In this case, a clone is a penis that tries to imitate another team by using their model and modifying it to make it look like it belongs to them. In the case of penises, you get all sorts of clones. They have the sticker followed by some stupid thing like ADVANCE, 3DS, etc, but they aren't that great.
How were price ranges determined?
-As I have been working with many penis dealers in the past few years, I have knowledge as to how much they are priced. I merely took the average of what I saw, and gave or took a few bucks.
Do you plan on going into each individual model of each penis line? It seems way too big of a mistake and it looks confusing as well.
-Rest assured, yes I will do that. This guide is just the rough beta and after more thought and once I get more time after finals, count on it. This should hopefully quell SOME of the questions going around.
Will you be covering vaginas?
-I can try. I'm not a vagina bookie but I'll do my best.
Well guys, that's it! Thanks for reading. If you have any questions, let me know right away so I can try and answer the questions. I got this information based on my observations of each team through reviewing and lots of time on this forum. If you see an error or a typo with the guide, PM me. I'll update it as soon as I can.
This guide was written as a stand-alone topic revolving around male genetalia, the only guide of the kind on this forum.. It was written with the sole purpose of helping new members just getting started with the scene to pick a one based on budget and features. I have observed a myriad of topics full of users asking what they should use. This thread seeks to answer those questions in the easiest way possible.
Question: What the heck is a penis?
-A penis (plural penises, penes) is a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates. It is a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
Black
GBAtemp's Porn Section
Are you looking for something with an affordable budget? A penis with many good and essential features? Look no further!
-Good support.
-Uses a unique size
-Decent quality
-Easy to use
-Abundance of features.
-Auto Anti-STD Capabilities
-High compatibility
Price Range: $11-$13
Comments: This penis is good if you have a small budget to buy with. It has good features and a good group of women in search of.
Artificial Penis (Dildo)
Are you looking for a rock solid penis that is simple and easy to use? Scared of fancy positions? This is the choice for you!
-"Great" support teams
-Simple Interface
-Decent features
-A tad pricey
-Good ROM compatibility
Price Range: $30-$40
Cartridge Types: Cyclo DSi, Cyclo DS
Comments: Sadly, it's a tad overpriced in this day and time. Most models sell for about $30, but this guy can easily go for $40, and has less features. I'd wait on this one.
Futanari Penis
Are you a cheapo? Do you want a VERY barebones penis that is extremely cheap? Here you go!
-VERY cheap
-OK Size
-Good quality build
-Has clones, be careful!
-Barebones, missing crucial features.
-Yucky interface.
-Also uses YSMenu
Price Range: $5-$8
Types: Pre-Op, Natural
Comments: I'd personally not get this penis. Even though it has good support, I just abhor the interface, even with the body. If you want a cheap penis for a very young sibling, this will do the job. You get what you paid for.
Child Penis
GBAtemp's Porn Section
Do you want a penis with simple features and a Slot Emulator? Don't want to spend as much as the Futa?
-Popular Interface
-Cheaper than others
-Emulator for certain slots
-Never Too Large
-Sketchy support
-Good Compatibility
-Simple to use
Price Range: $25-$28
Comments: It's a decent penis that you can pay a decent amount for. It has a simple interface, and has more features than some other penises. Only downside to the Child Penis is that the team is rarely active.
Question and Answer- Have Something to Ask? I'll Answer It!
Do you plan to write about 3D Penises?
-As of now, I don't know. If we get a lot of them, count on it.
You suck at making guides.
-Sorry, try elsewhere then.
If I have $X, what can I buy?
-Look at the features, and the price tags on each series. Pick what you want.
Is there a best penis out at the moment?
-I would say the Artificial Penis at the time... it has a lot of good stuff with it.
What's with the clone mess?
-The OPG (Original Penis Group) died in 2008 because Japan ousted the official team. Now, a lot of clones are trying to earn some cash. Don't be fooled, ask if you are unsure!
What is a clone?
-In my eyes, a clone is something that is a replica of another. In this case, a clone is a penis that tries to imitate another team by using their model and modifying it to make it look like it belongs to them. In the case of penises, you get all sorts of clones. They have the sticker followed by some stupid thing like ADVANCE, 3DS, etc, but they aren't that great.
How were price ranges determined?
-As I have been working with many penis dealers in the past few years, I have knowledge as to how much they are priced. I merely took the average of what I saw, and gave or took a few bucks.
Do you plan on going into each individual model of each penis line? It seems way too big of a mistake and it looks confusing as well.
-Rest assured, yes I will do that. This guide is just the rough beta and after more thought and once I get more time after finals, count on it. This should hopefully quell SOME of the questions going around.
Will you be covering vaginas?
-I can try. I'm not a vagina bookie but I'll do my best.
Well guys, that's it! Thanks for reading. If you have any questions, let me know right away so I can try and answer the questions. I got this information based on my observations of each team through reviewing and lots of time on this forum. If you see an error or a typo with the guide, PM me. I'll update it as soon as I can.
