The Beginner's Guide to Penises

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  1. monkat
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    The Beginner's Guide to Penises

    This guide was written as a stand-alone topic revolving around male genetalia, the only guide of the kind on this forum.. It was written with the sole purpose of helping new members just getting started with the scene to pick a one based on budget and features. I have observed a myriad of topics full of users asking what they should use. This thread seeks to answer those questions in the easiest way possible.​

    Question: What the heck is a penis?
    -A penis (plural penises, penes) is a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates. It is a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.

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    Artificial Penis (Dildo)
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    Artificial Penis Information


    Futanari Penis


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    Futa lol.


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    Question and Answer- Have Something to Ask? I'll Answer It!


    Do you plan to write about 3D Penises?
    -As of now, I don't know. If we get a lot of them, count on it.

    You suck at making guides.
    -Sorry, try elsewhere then.

    If I have $X, what can I buy?
    -Look at the features, and the price tags on each series. Pick what you want.

    Is there a best penis out at the moment?
    -I would say the Artificial Penis at the time... it has a lot of good stuff with it.

    What's with the clone mess?
    -The OPG (Original Penis Group) died in 2008 because Japan ousted the official team. Now, a lot of clones are trying to earn some cash. Don't be fooled, ask if you are unsure! [​IMG]

    What is a clone?
    -In my eyes, a clone is something that is a replica of another. In this case, a clone is a penis that tries to imitate another team by using their model and modifying it to make it look like it belongs to them. In the case of penises, you get all sorts of clones. They have the sticker followed by some stupid thing like ADVANCE, 3DS, etc, but they aren't that great.

    How were price ranges determined?
    -As I have been working with many penis dealers in the past few years, I have knowledge as to how much they are priced. I merely took the average of what I saw, and gave or took a few bucks.

    Do you plan on going into each individual model of each penis line? It seems way too big of a mistake and it looks confusing as well.
    -Rest assured, yes I will do that. This guide is just the rough beta and after more thought and once I get more time after finals, count on it. This should hopefully quell SOME of the questions going around.

    Will you be covering vaginas?
    -I can try. I'm not a vagina bookie but I'll do my best. [​IMG]


    Well guys, that's it! Thanks for reading. If you have any questions, let me know right away so I can try and answer the questions. I got this information based on my observations of each team through reviewing and lots of time on this forum. If you see an error or a typo with the guide, PM me. I'll update it as soon as I can.
     


  2. Terminator02

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    i believe u meant Auto STD-Catch Capabilities
     
  3. Cuelhu

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    I don't like black penises. I prefer them from small to middle size, white and pinkish, or a little tanned. Oh, and hairy, please.
     
  4. _Chaz_

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    Thanks, this guide has answered a lot of the questions I didn't even know I had and has let me know what I should be asking when selecting a penis.

    I look forward to more guides from you in the future.
     
  5. iFish

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    I'm not amused...
     
  6. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Maybe this will help

     
  7. geoflcl

    geoflcl Permanent GBAtemp Newbie

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    I couldn't have written a better guide myself. obviously, you went to great lengths to create this concise, accessible guide. I suggest this be stickied.
     
  8. Terminator02

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    u r a guy right?
     
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  11. rastsan

    rastsan 8 baller, Death Wizard,

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    Oh no the first time my hero "Monkat The Super Awesome and Sexy!" has failed me.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    No really is there a better guide hidden in some link I am not seeing?
    Please tell me there is? (whimper) please?
     
  12. monkat
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    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Sorry, I don't have the time to actually make a guide.

    I had to copy some two-bit shitty guide for some flashcart shit and edit some words.

    Probably should have found a better guide to copypasta, but whatevs, yo.
     
  13. Cuelhu

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    shhh, Ryukouki could've heard that. [​IMG]
     
  14. rastsan

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    I will have to not be lazy and do my own search for one then. BIG SIGH!
    But you did do your best with the crappy one you modelled from so you are still my hero.
     
  15. Sausage Head

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  18. The Pi

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    I'm use the PNS-X myself, it might be lacking in updates but it's great for me.
    Bit hard to find now though.
     
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    The Fur Side.
    ...assuming I'm a beginner.
     
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