TERRIBLE TRUTH - GBATemp has a secret underground drug ring

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  1. Hyro-Sama
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    My source tells me that some of the senior members of GBATemp have been caught red-handed in dealing to other members. :wtf:

    What drugs are being distributed, how they are being distributed, the members involved and the method of payment between dealers & consumers is still unknown. All other statments are speculation at this point.

    As usual, my source stays anonymous. :tpi:
     
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    They distribute ALL THE DRUGS! Drugs are being distributed in the asses of Anal John, Vulpes, and Costello. The members involved are a lot, fuck listing them, and they pay with Paypal obviously. IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
     
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    Where's this week's bribe?
     
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    I used to be :rolleyes:
    Until Vulpy gave me some drugs. Now im :wacko:

    Take him away, for the protection of the temp :p1ng:
     
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    LOL When did this become truth?
     
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    Don't know, but now we're suing you for slander.
     
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    This just in .... Its not drugs that gbatemp is dealing in , its an updated OS for the hard drive that mans brain will soon be replaced with .... More at 11
     
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    ......And it runs on crystal meth.
     
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    This just in , The code name for gbatemp's new OS is CrysMeth-oine..... more details at 11
     
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    You posted this at 12, must I wait 23 hours?
     
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    DAMNIT HYRO!!!
     
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    That is correct ..... this msg will self destruct in 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1.......
     

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