Super Smash Brothers Gets 2 out of 10!!

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  1. tjas
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    Wuschmaster GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    no it wasnt that reviewer is just a sony fanboy or somethin
     
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    wel companies make sequals of the worst games! Bratz and eeh dogz and eeh catz and horsez...
     
  5. tomqman

    tomqman This Is Everyone's Fault But Mine.

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    lol deff a sony fanboy
     
  6. Gaisuto

    Gaisuto Lose 2 Levels.

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    I take it none of you have heard of Tommy Tallarico. It's not surprising coming from him.
     
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    Captain Falcon (from StarFox)

    LOL [​IMG]
     
  8. golden

    golden What a Digital Dummy!!!

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    Notice how none of the cons have any game related comments. That's because he has never played the game before and can't actually think of bad points. Anyone can say any game is "cheap", "a scam" and "a sham". And even the pros, StarFox isn't even a character in the game!!! It is FOX, his name is FOX, starfox is the series' name, what a moron.
     
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    I could have written the same exact review and i'm far from a Sony fanboy, never even got a PS2. But i totally understand what this guy is saying because i think alike.

    I wanted to like smash bros more than anyone else because i'm a fan of:
    -Nintendo games : Check
    -Multiplayer games : Check
    -Fighting games : Check

    The game just didn't hold my interest nor my friends with whom i play with. Still haven't tried brawl thought because i surely won't install a jap update for this or anything else, but i'll try it again for a third time, hoping i'll find something good when it comes out in america.
     
  10. dmonkey21

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    ya, I loved this game but if any of you still have ure old n64 + a GC w/ melee, compare them: The original is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Slow!!!!!!!!!!!!! Serisouly, all of the characters seem like how yu play slomo in melee lol. I'm not trying to dis the game, i loved both games and love how brawl looks (no Wii though [​IMG]) but it's wierd how I never noticed when I started playing melee.
     
  11. Disturbed1

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    Whoops, totally missed that.

    One thing to note about this review though, is the fact that all he talks about are graphics and being "cutesy" the whole time.

    What a boob.
     
  12. golden

    golden What a Digital Dummy!!!

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    I think he read the back of the game box and just wrote a review. What an ass.
     
  13. Awdofgum

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    hey! that's where i read all my reviews.
    They are all accurate.
     
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    My friend I am in the same boat as you. I found out that the reason that people like us don't enjoy this game is our love for traditional multi-player fighting game. The physics dynamics of this game is much less digital (and therefore closer to real life) then the traditional fighting game. It is very fluid in terms of controls. This maybe a good thing for most modern gamers, but for those of us who grew up with down+forward+punch=hadoken will have a hard time enjoying this game, and that is perfectly understandable. It's just not our thing.
     
  15. jumpman17

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    The N64 version is defiantly the weakest of the 3 games, but not a 2.

    Captain Falcon is from StarFox?

    StarFox is a playable character?

    Man, to think I've been wrong all these years.
     
  16. Carnivean

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    I tend to disregard reviews wrote by idiots, this one will be no exception. I didn't even bother to see if they could justify themselves after reading "Captain Falcon (from StarFox)".
     
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    hello my name is genius let me tell you why (insert any popular/good game) is the worst game ever made
     
  18. cruddybuddy

    cruddybuddy Group: Banned!

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    Folks, this is satire. But the idiot who typed it is a poor writer and wasn't able to pull it off worth crap.
     
  19. Mewgia

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    Too bad all of your hateful comments are worthless because this is, as cruddy said, satire. You have been fooled.