Spiel of Scapegoats!

[Gahars]

Is your product underperforming on the market? Do you have to answer to retailers/shareholders/forum dwellers on the internet?

No problem!

Spin the, uh, spinner and choose your excuses! No combination is too outlandish! (Get the "?" tile and you can choose two more!)

Your business, and more importantly, your Scrooge McDuck-style pool of money, is safe.

Love,
Gahars

 

[FAST6191]

Pirates stole the graphics in a game and the new pope is too busy fighting bronies to help out....
It works. Now to program a bot and make the USN section appear three times as active with half the work involved.

 

[BORTZ]

The wheel doesnt spin