Simple English Bohemian Rhapsody

[Deleted User]

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (1975)
rewritten using only the 1,000 most common English words
Made using https://xkcd.com/simplewriter


Is this the real life?
Is this just stories?
Caught in a land slide
No way to get out from real life

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sad feelings towards me
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mother, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my gun shooter, now he's dead
Mother, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mother, oh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends feelings down my back bones
Body's in pain all the time
Good leave, everybody
I've got to go
Got to leave you all behind and face the truth

Mother, oh
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little small shadow of a man
Funny man, funny man, will you do the strange dance
Loud flash and bright flash
Very, very scare me

(Star man) Star man
(Star man) Star man
Star man Hair man
Very good good-good-good-good-good

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Save him his life from these bad events

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
God no! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!)
God no! We will not let you go (Let him go!)
God no! We will not let you go (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never let you go (Never, never, never, never let me go)
Oh oh oh oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mother mother, mother mother (Mother mother, let me go)
Bad animal has a bad man put by side for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stone me and put your mouth water in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here

(Oh, oh yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows
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[hobbledehoy899]

"So you think you can stone me and put your mouth water in my eye"?

 

[Veho]

Mother, life had just begun

I don't think that people with a 1000 word vocabulary use past perfect.

 

[Noctosphere]

I don't think that people with a 1000 word vocabulary use past perfect.

cant show up the image

 

[Veho]

You saw nothing

 

[Deleted User]

I don't think that people with a 1000 word vocabulary use past perfect.

but i put no effort into this, hence EoF