Yes, yes, I know, the n00b flood is only a problem once a year, and the rest of the year there's no need for such over-engineering, but a suitably overkill solution to the problem would be to host separate boards on separate servers. So while the n00bs are overloading the "releases" board or the "game discussion" board, other parts of the forum are responsive and lag-free.
Because, just when you think it's over... the DS Xtreme team will release a firmware update
Okay, okay, that one is a bit far-fetched, but still
Because, just when you think it's over... the DS Xtreme team will release a firmware update
Okay, okay, that one is a bit far-fetched, but still