Game Ruin a first date with 1 cringe/meme/silly line

[Ricken]

"There was this time I swallowed half a banana for the shock factor, and trust me, it works every time"

I've thoroughly repressed that memory into my "embarrassing stories" folder x)

 

[Noctosphere]

"Will you simulate an orgasm with me tonight? Because I'm a gamer so please... Emulate it "

 

[Mama Looigi]

"Will you simulate an orgasm with me tonight? Because I'm a gamer so please... Emulate it "

Emulate? I don’t date pirates ;O;

 

[Noctosphere]

Emulate? I don’t date pirates ;O;

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free
YOU! ARE! A PIRATE!

 

[Ricken]

Were your parents ever a significant part of your life

 

[BigOnYa]

"I get parole next month."

 

[Bagel Le Stinky]

"My mommy told me to tell you she says hi"

 

[1B51004]

"Hey, so sorry I know we're on a date and you're talking about your break up was very emotional for you, but can you help me with this mario and luigi minigame, I can never complete it on my own."

 

[GeekyGuy]

"I see us falling in love."

 

[banjo2]

"Dang it, forgot my wallet... Hey, do they take Ethereum here?"

 

[Deleted member 568892]

Let's trade Pokemon. I need to evolve my Haunter.

 

[Veho]

"Hey, so sorry I know we're on a date and you're talking about your break up was very emotional for you, but can you help me with this mario and luigi minigame, I can never complete it on my own."

Well, they did find that playing a simple video game after a traumatic experience can lessen long-term trauma, so while risky, this approach has a chance of paying off big time.

 

[Noctosphere]

"Hello woman. I order, you obey. Is that clear enough?"
*SLAP*
"OH MY FUCKING ALLAH"

 

[CoolMe]

.. Everything is fine until your phone starts ringing and the song playing is "Ah, Me so horny, Ah, Me so horny.."

 

[SAIYAN48]

Latin isn't dead, you are!

 

[Noctosphere]

Hello, this is my mom, she is very dear to me...
I MEAN... NOT AS MUCH AS YOU...

 

[BigOnYa]

"And for some silly reason they have nicknamed me Polly... More wine?"

 

[Chary]

Who are you... Where am I?

 

[hippy dave]

Which M&M do you find the sexiest?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Which M&M do you find the sexiest?

not true i said this to my bf and he instantly started sloppily making out with me