Game Ruin a first date with 1 cringe/meme/silly line

[JuanMena]

• If vampires are affected by a crucifix, they're clearly christians.
• Did you brought enough cash?
• *Sees her/him* *Starts rubbing nipples*
• *With Cheeky tone* Electricity... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• Yeah, mom cooked this better.
• Oh, for Christ's sake! Stop whining about it. It's noooormal Every guy does it.
• So, I'm wondering if you can fit on this costume.
• How comfortable are you with Cosplay?
• Hey, let's watch porn.
• What do you mean it's not normal to look at you like that?
• Wait! I've had this in my wallet since I was 12.... OF COURSE IT'S FINE! It's still sealed!
• Use your feet... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[GeekyGuy]

"Wanna meet my wife?"

 

[MockyLock]

"You're damn pretty !
I love your cheeks, they look like buttocks"

 

[BORTZ]

"M'lady"

 

[Flame]

im a mod on a internet forum. but not any forum. BUT GBATEMP!

now get on your knees... if you dont want to get banned.


..m' lady.

 

[VinsCool]

I once said to some other people I was getting close to I was a moderator on GBAtemp, and they answered "ah ok cool" and just didn't even care about it lol

May or may not have influenced the relationship.

 

[Deleted member 568468]

Hoo boy, you got some godly hips over there.

That can be a hit or miss.

 

[hippy dave]

 

[Alexander1970]

Ruin a first date with 1 cringe/meme/silly line

Ooops..

 

[banjo2]

You play League?

 

[slaphappygamer]

“Download Raid Shadow Legends and use my code, alanjohn, for free skins.”

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

"ngl your dress looks a bit sussy to me, haha you didn't get my big chungus among us sus impostor keanu reeves reference? come back when you have more reddit karma and youll get it xD"

how to get pepper sprayed

 

[godreborn]

"I'm just using you to get to your brother."

how does that sound @JuanMena ?

 

[Veho]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

 

[Vila_]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

accurate, season 5 episode 3 was still shit tho

 

[1B51004]

"Hey babe, you watch the Simpsons? Well, did you know there's a joke in Season 11 Episode 5's "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"? In one of the scenes of the episode, Homer goes to buy crops from a place called 'Sneed's Feed and Seed'. Seems like just a funny name right? Wrong. You see, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound '-eed', thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was 'Formerly Chuck's', implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with '-uck', rhyming with 'Chuck'. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called 'Chuck's F*** and Suck'. Pretty funny, am I right?

wait... where are you going?... come back :-("

 

[JuanMena]

"I'm just using you to get to your brother."

how does that sound @JuanMena ?

I don't get it

Edit: Yeah, saw the thread title, makes sense now. To which I respond: Use your feet.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Mario Party 2 was best!

 

[stikboy]

Get in the van!

 

[Deleted member 397813]

i brought my son to watch