Roses are red, Violets are blue

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  1. Lia_
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    Please share some funny roses are red poems here :P

    I'll start

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Please release
    The IOSU
     


  2. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    Roses are blue
    Violets are red
    I have to go to the bathroom.
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
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  4. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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  5. dead_guy

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Everybody,
    have a good day :)
     
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  6. Lia_
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    Roses are nice
    Violets please most
    I'm in the EOF
    Time to shitpost
     
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  7. dead_guy

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Shits are brown
    Shitposts are gold
     
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  8. Lia_
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    Roses are red
    Stealing is a crime
    Please, god, just try
    To fucking rhyme
     
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  9. Swiftloke

    Swiftloke Hwaaaa!

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Ah, Nintendo
    Fuck you too.
     
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  10. dead_guy

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I love apple
    I still love apple

    look i rhymed
     
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  11. keven3477

    keven3477 Fresh Prince of Lemonade

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    Somwhere you can never find.
    roses are blue
    violets are red
    I don't know how the rest of this poem goes.
     
  12. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 Conniption Master

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  13. Dorimori

    Dorimori professional lurker

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    roses are red,
    violets are blue,

    My girlfriend will probably dump me soon because I'm a pathetic excuse of a man. I knew that I wasn't worth having a girlfriend or someone to tell me I love you in the first place. I just wasted almost 2 years of her life because she could have easily found someone more attractive and richer than me.

    I really think that since the day I asked her to be mine, she only said yes because she felt pity for me. Damn, like right now I don't even know what would have been better - if I didn't ask her or if she said no.

    If there was actually more to it than just pity, I really don't know. I just don't understand why she would actually love me. When I asked her why she loved me she told me that it's because of how I treat her. Yea, I'm nice to her and can make her smile and laugh and we can talk all day about anything (for me this is impressive because I'm socially awkward as fuck. I can't really hold a conversation with anyone besides her for more than 30mins ).

    But I really never really gave her nice gifts or take her on any romantic dates. The first actual gift I gave her and the most romantic thing I did was on her birthday, about 6 months into the relationship. To celebrate, she spent the day with me at my apartment. I had bought a nice birthday cake, gave her a better phone and a nice custom designed birthday card (I'm a graphic designer and to this day I think that card was the best artwork I've ever designed. I created versions for her new phone wallpaper, my WhatsApp pic, and facebook post) It was a really nice day and I just felt happy seeing her reaction to everything. When I did the surprise reveal her face looked so beautiful in awe under the candlelight.

    The other romantic gift I gave her was on Valentines. It was a glass ornament with our names laser etched into it in a heart design. It looked really cute but Christmas was just a generic gift set.

    Anyways, why I mentioned those was because I think that those two things might have been reasons why she didn't just dump me earlier.

    If anyone actually read this far, why? Does my sob story entertain you? I started typing this to give the full story of my love life but I just realised a few things. It's going to be a very long story none of what I said above are the interesting parts - but I had to give a little back story before I explained what's currently going on. However, the most important thing that I realised is most of you will just read the title, see the body of text and ignore or maybe scroll for a TLDR.
     
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  14. hobbledehoy899

    hobbledehoy899 Conniption Master

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    mmm whatcha smea-ayy, ohh
    mmm whatcha
    smea-ayy
    ohh no
    You're fourteen years old, dude.
     
  15. Dorimori

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    I didn't write this, lol
     
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    whatcha smea-ayy, bro
    OHH NO
     
  17. hacksn5s4

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    roses are red violets are blue look at your 3ds it bricked on you
     
  18. TheKingy34

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Do I really have
    anything better to do?
     
  19. Lia_
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Why don't you play Team Fortress 2?
     
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Overwatch has taken over the Team Fortress 2
    Rest in Peace Team Fortress 2