"I have a valid point. I won't say what makes it valid, or justify it in any way, but I'll say just insist it's valid and that's that. You better believe it."
There's a whole plethora of differences between the two. Remote play is entirely peripheral for the user; the Wii U tablet controller is the defining feature of the console, what it's entirely built around. Remote play is simply used to play the game remotely (well, duh); the Wii U tablet can do this, yes, but its touchscreen can also be used to control the game or to provide extra information (HUD, minimaps, etc.) to the game played on the television. I'd go on about the physical differences between the handheld Vita and the Wii U's tablet, but that should be pretty self-evident.
Needless to say, there's a considerable number of differences between the two. You're trying to compare an apple to an orange-colored monster truck here - it's just not going to work no matter how much you insist otherwise.
Please, don't flatter yourself. I'm saving myself for Channing Tatum (More like Channing Bait-em, am I right, ladies?).
Seriously, though, are you so desperate for comebacks that you're turning to the, "You're just gay!" line of thinking? Really? And what, anyone who disagrees with you and shares their opinion is now just spamming?
Tsk, tsk. I think you have some growing up to do, buddy.